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Seriously, KFC is killing it over there on Barstool NYC. He has had more chicks post semi-naked pics dedicated to him in the last 2 weeks than El Pres has had in ten years.
And EP is back to the true moneymaker – post a video of himself and let the bashing begin on our way to 100 comments…
I see that third chin of yours is coming in nicely, Pres.
Pres, you need to get rid of this kid or at least stop paying his schmuck ass. Hasn’t he heard of the MBTA, not that hard to figure out. Also who the fuck is that playing in the background music and as Paul the Sales Guy calls it ZA….Devlin is wasteful as fuck.
This is not worth a comment other than a comment saying this is not worth a comment.
how’s that parkinsons working out for you sir shakes-a-lot?
1) Your nose appears much bigger than it should from that low camera angle. I like the Blair Witch cinematography style as much as the next guy, but you’ll probably smash fewer Smokes if you keep that shit up, you know?
2) Killer hair, brah. Stay with the surfer-shag look. Goes good with the Bermuda shorts and flip-flops. (My exact wardrobe today, btw…)
3) Shave much?
‘lets look at the clock to show you its 11:30 so you know im not lying..yea that clock doesnt even work but yea its 11:30 proven fact right there’ you should probably appeal to a working clock for the time in the future..
How many people applied for this intern gig? Way to prove yourself Devlin. Entitled fuck. “I’m just going to work from home today because I can’t get a car.”
Sweet shirt pres
p.s. I can hook you up with a schick razor and shaving cream for you, biff. If you need it, I gotcha.
Where is the Barstool logo on the video EP? what happens if this gets 6,500,000 views?
Okay, Tastemaker, at least I know now not to call you Filmmaker. Nice lighting for the first half of this video.
I think El Pres has been hitting the bottle of Sun In. That curly Jew Fro is a little too blonde.
“what type of fuckin’ maniac doesn’t eat crust” – truer words have never been said.
I don’t understand why you don’t fire him. He took a sick day awhile back. Really? The only people who actually get sick/colds are elementary school kids and the infirm.
In college or right after college, I would’ve taken that internship and busted my ass. I wouldn’t have asked you to pay me either; I’d just have gone out and gotten a second job at night.
He doesn’t have a car? Ever hear of the T? Or a cab to the T?
I think Pres has some paternalistic softspot for Devlin. Teach him a valuable life lesson. Can his ass.
shit blogs like this have been wasting my boss’s money for far too long now. nycbss is now officially my go to. pres you really suck at your lame ass excuse for a job. worse than i suck at mine.
BSSNY> BSSBOS, KFC is getting pics of chicks in thongs and you are busy trying to be fucking James Cameron, seriously, you suck balls now tastemaker
miranda kerr is pregnant, goodbye cruel world
That Dyson is fan is $300 at Best Buy…seriously?
Riveting…just riveting documentary!
Do we give a shit about:
a) If you pay Devlin
b) If Devlin is late
c) what kind of hat your sales guy wears
d) Devlins garbage
e) Devlins eating habits
The answer is NO! I now have a headache from all that shaking in that piece of shit you call a blog. Blogs have been ok today for the most part..this one was waste of my time!
These videos crack me up. And I completely agree…who the F doesn’t finish their crust? I’ve never seen another male do that before, only chics.
Keep making the videos Pres….while KFC is KILLING it with the women on BSSNY. KFC is a goddamn genius!
youtube does offer different size formats for embedding you do realize that yes? or do you not mind that 25% of the video window is cut off.
Geez us Pres, Michael J Fox could hold a camera steadier than you.
And I love the fact that Devlin OWNS El Pres….shoots the “CEO” and email at 11:37, “yea, just gonna crush it from the house.” Your people seem to respect the shit out of you Pres.
And I cant not dish on The Slave. Devlin, you “got screwed on a car.” Ever heard of:
Bike, cab, bus, The T, hitch hike, walk, run, ask a friend, call Jenna, ask Sales guys, fucking call EP and say “pick my ass up because I make you who you are (which inst that great).
Weak excuse Slave….
if you live in the northeast there is no excuse for not eating the crust…if you live out west like me and pizza sucks the crust must be avoided at all costs…chip a tooth on the shit that passes for pizza out here
Devlin sure looks like a risk taker:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9wtMQNyGSo&NR=1
You say you have some down time, huh. Isn’t all day down time when you’re running a blog?
One more late day and fire him. Who goes to work at 10AM? If you can’t get there by 10AM you don’t deserve the job.
I don’t eat pizza crust either though.
devlin blows. all he does is cut/paste links. i can do his shit ass job in 15 minutes between my meetings and real work. please pay me to put in that half ass effort.
read between the lines Pres…..Devlin and his man-friend are staying home playing with his pet gerbils.
Pizza is for closers.
3rd prize is you’re fired.
Ready for rippers?
that’s a huge fucking nose and a terrible fucking blog
I know you housed that crust and those goldfish crackers you fat fucking retard.
In his defense he can make calls and surf the web from home just as well as he can from The Presidio…alas we all know he isn’t and is realizing the internship isn’t as fun as he thought it would be. Expect a resignation letter soon
El pres, did you get your start being Tucan Sam on the old Fruit Loops commercials? Nice sniffer bro.
Devlin the Slave Intern’s Rippers of the day?
Seriously, I fired my last intern for shit like this. My new intern showed up an hour before me this morning. Problem with that is he called me and was like, “what do i need to do?” before I had finished rolling out of bed.
So what’s worse, having a slacker come in late or an over achiever over achieve your ass?
I’m an eat crust at the end guy. I’d rather stuff my face with more of the cheese/sauce/toppings part than crust.
JackofSpades, correct on the pizza, there is no good pizza to be found west of the Mississippi
Devlin the Slave Intern’s Rippers of the day?
Seriously, I fired my last intern for shit like this. My new intern showed up an hour before me this morning. Problem with that is he called me and was like, “what do i need to do?” before I had finished rolling out of bed.
So what’s worse, having a slacker come in late or an over achiever over achieve your ass?
Man if by intern you mean Boyfriend. You aint foolin us,, we all know domino delivery drivers dont have interns.
Interns should be doing everything they can to impress, ie, arriving early, staying late, volunteering for more shit work, all that. This kid is mailing it in and he’s mediocre at best anyway. Fire the kid.
Also, a huge amount of commenters who rip EP basically comment on every post. I find that entertaining. Just throwing that out there. You guys buy shirts too? Probably.
“At what point do you wish he is in a serious car accident?”
Every day before he can post those stupid fucking links.
You should ask your custodial engineer to empty the trash sometime this week, or you may wind up with plenty of cute little furry creatures running around that code-violation you call H.Q.
stop payin him! he’s takin such a legendary opportunity for granted
im a college student and i gotta be up at 6 m-f for my 7am job. i sometimes dream about not having to go into work til 10. kid is just living the dream in my opinion. gettin paid to work at barstool
Between pres, the slave and the sales guy it seems like Jenna is the only one keeping the stool a float.
You’re hair is not killing it today.
#1 devlin’s links suck.
#2 it’s obvious Devlin doesn’t take his job seriously.
#3 Devlin walking all over el pres sends a horrible sign to prospective investors/partners in BSS. They are going to think that if el pres can’t handle some 20 year old intern, there’s no way that either him or BSS are ready for the big time.
As an aside – NYBSS is kicking the living shit out of BBSS. From the smokeshows to the photo sessions to the blogging – its all better over at NYBSS.
Pres hire me and can this fucking mongoloid. i promise you quality stories, a genius marketing campaign that will attract more naked photoshoots than KFC could dream of, and I never, ever….EVER leave the crust hangin like that.
I thought the camera added 10 pounds, not 40!
what was that shit noise going on in the background…..you cant possibly expect people to pay to listen to that
by the way sick laser show shirt……picked one up at goodwill yesterday
Two quick things:
1) Unless you want to look like you have ten chins, stop holding the camera below your head. Look up to the camera, sheds pounds.
2) Intern’s are supposed to show motivation and drive. Unless they don’t give a shit. Regardless, looks like Devlin is treating the job like it’s a college class. Kid needs a real world lesson. Fire his ass.
pres, you are a legend at blogging probably the funniest in the game, but you are uncomfortably unfunny on video and radio. the things you say would be funny in a blog but they just dont translate on film. please stop.
hire me. i can get u free food and smokeshows from bryant. and i will work for free. and i have a knack for finding stupid stuff online.
what a waste of crust. you put the pizza to shame. I say definitely fire this guy. I never understand why people dislike the crust. It’s the best part of the pizza.
Nice taper kid. Haircut was hot in 2004. Pres needs the rare combination of promntness, intelligence, looks, bravado, yet still comapassion and honesty for his next intern. Someone who can pull the pussy and pull up the ill links. Zeke will always be willing to leave his job as the kid who drives the booze truck for the wine gallery