Diane Keaton Seriously Injured Sumo Wrestling
NYPOST – Diane Keaton enjoys her roly-poly role yesterday until a sumo wrestler’s belly bump leaves her dazed (right). A reel-life wrestling match ended in a real-life scare for Diane Keaton yesterday when she was injured filming a scene for “Morning Glory” on Sixth Avenue in Midtown. Keaton, 63, was in an inflatable sumo suit, but the padding didn’t help when a real sumo wrestler gave her a belly bump, knocking her to the ground. She lay there for a half-hour until medics put her neck in a brace and put her in an ambulance. She was “in good health” later in the day, a Paramount statement said.
Listen I don’t care how fucking old you are. If you get injured while wearing one of these giant sumo suits you’re a fucking pussy. End of story. My Nana is like 83 years old and gets injured like it’s her job but even she’d be safe in one of these things. So I just totally lost all respect for Dianne Keaton. And the sad thing is you know we’re going to have to listen to her on Inside the Actors Studio talk about the craft and how she sacrificed her body for the sake of a role. Shut up bitch. Your fucking soft just like the Lakers….

I thought CC had a no wrasslin clauce
or clause
since when are “real” sumo wrestlers, black….
you watch “inside the actors studio”?
i thought Ortiz had a no wrestling clause
Exodus… you came from Mike Tyson’s penis
where’s the Papi love?
Mark Henry?
trapp you clumsy bastard
All day and not one mention of the “list” posted by RotoInfo?
touche McTits
Yokazuna! It was a son, Yokazuna! A son! And I had it killed because this must all end!
I know now that it’s over. I knew it then. There would be no way, Yokazuna… no way you could ever forgive me not with this Sumo thing that’s been going on for 2,000 years.
My hot videos section isn’t working and Warrior is spelled wrong in the sport links.
Bring back the old site.
She’s Gilf I’ve been dying to injury with my grion bump!!!
you do realize she hit her head, which isn’t protected, right pres?
It made me think of what you once told me: “In five years the barstool family will be completely legitimate.” That was seven years ago.