Did Everybody Know That Dennis Johnson Had A Huge Dick?
Dailynews – Don Johnson admits he is not the well-endowed male that put the “Johnson in Johnson.” While former flame Pamela De Barres wrote about Don’s physical prowess in her 1987 book, “I’m With the Band,” the “Miami Vice” and “Django Unchained” star told Rolling Stone: “Look, I’ve seen guys with a lot bigger [penises] than me. One time, I was in the Celtics locker room talking to Larry Bird and Kevin McHale . . . and there’s Dennis Johnson coming out of the showers and, dude, that’s who put the Johnson in Johnson. I mean, it must have shown on my face, because when I turned back to Larry, he looked at me and said, ‘I know, huh?’ and I was like, ‘Dude, that’s a weapon.’ ”
I feel like I already knew this, but maybe I didn’t? DJ had the biggest dick in the league. I don’t even know why I’m blogging it, but it just feels like something people should know. Like hey did you know Dennis Johnson had a huge dick? Yeah I read it on the Stool. It’s my job to keep the public informed. As a side note I wonder if it mentions that on his tombstone? Because if it doesn’t it than it definitely should.



what’s with you and dude’s dicks?
i heard DJ was the reason those NBA cats started wearing shorts that touch their sneakers
no mention of arian foster changing his twitter pic to dan shaughnessy?
Grower not a shower? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0d/Dennis_Johnson_Lipofsky.jpg
Dude what the fuck with your cock fixation? How about some more pictures of quality stink rather than some black dudes tarpaper?! Do all Jews share your affinity for all things penis?
Wow, EP with another dick blog. Big surprise here.
Are you going to the redneck brawl in South Carolina or not?? Take some of that Jew gold and get a Super 8 motel room. And whatever happened to those VIP passes you were inquiring about? You disappoint us all.
cool photoshop “bro”
hahahahaha Len Bias.
Shocked you didn’t call it a Howitzer.
RIP DJ. He is up in heaven knocking up fat white girls for eternity.
buckwheat, scroll down dummy
Once I was outside a synagogue talking to Ben Stiller and Howard Stern…and there’s you coming out of building with that huge nose…
No worries Portnoy……this is a result of the Adam Lambert in you – literally and figuratively.
Renee probably knew he did
Pippen’s trainer had to tape his dong to his leg every game for the Bulls (I’m thinking bc it was pre-compression shorts?). A trainer, who claimed he wasn’t the dongtaper, was on the staff for my buddy that played at UAlbany…Also said Jordan hated it and Pippen would always fuck/steal his girls. Used Madonna as an example. Kinda gay, but since we’re talking about big swingin dicks i thought it was appropriate
The blacks might have big, huge dicks, but they smell and they’re lazy and they are dumb. I’d rather have a small dick.
Hate to break it to ya Prezzy but Bill Simmons already beat you to the punch in his Book of Basketball. He actually out-gay’d you by making an “All-Dick” team with guys from the NBA that had reps for carrying hammers. But DJ was king.
Another dick blog, what a shock.
@maukstraussity: I thought it was Patrick Ewing who was known for that?
can’t even imagine how stoked you were when you had this opportunity to blog about dicks handed to you on a silver platter
im black and my dick is big, in other news, water is wet and the sky is blue
Must be why he was divorced multiple times
Harry it’s entirely possible, and a disturbing visual (thanks for that), but I can only speak Scottie’s D. Chewing has that slave/gorilla mandingo look to him so he was probably taping more than his ankles as well
Renee could prob swallow all of DJ if she was ever given the chance
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/m/random-thoughts/breaking-news-dj-elected-to-hof/
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/m/random-thoughts/breaking-news-dj-elected-to-hof/
That’s the least god could do for him after making him a rare black howdy doody.
i can say first hand as a former hoops writer in SoCal who was in the Clippers locker room years ago when Sam Cassell played for LA – the guy’s got a python down there that would make DJ roll over in his grave. Don’t believe me – Google Image “Sam Cassell Big Shot (first image result)……Nuf Sed.
*Sighhh* why is it red and swolen (learn how to spell then maybe you won’t have to be corrected by a “dumb” black guy) your shot at rationalizing being small fell short. Just hope any girls you talk to aren’t into black guys and she’ll never know what she’s missing.
Friggin Prez once again posting shit about big howitzers. He’s fucking obsessed with huge cock. His wife Renee probably has a bigger cock than Prez.