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   by CLCR76 on April 16, 2012 at 7:20 pm

   What do I do with the shit on my finger and under my nails now?

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   by That Guy on April 16, 2012 at 2:22 pm

   You take it as a lesson to clean your fucking ears once ina while

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   by bdemps15 on April 16, 2012 at 2:23 pm

   Doesn’t take you very much to “cum your pants”.  No wonder the first lady probabaly has a closet full of vibrators. 

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   by lambchops541 on April 16, 2012 at 3:27 pm

   slow day at the stool

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   by bluehenbl on April 16, 2012 at 3:31 pm

   there’s also a rumored video on the interwebs of an english boy whose brother chomps on his hand.  check it out, could be big.

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   by tr1d3nt on April 16, 2012 at 3:32 pm

   I heard the first guy to figure that out did it in 1982.  Good post though.

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   by carlsweetchuck on April 16, 2012 at 3:32 pm

   Weird bird.

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   by Numero Two on April 16, 2012 at 3:41 pm

   Mind = blown
   This is blowing my mind more than the fact that the human body replaces and creates new cells so fast that you have a totally new body now from the one you had 7 years ago.

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   by bdemps15 on April 16, 2012 at 3:42 pm

   Do you know when you stick your finger up your nose and scratch it sounds like a building falling down?

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    by christosterone on April 16, 2012 at 2:42 pm

    I actually think this blog was cool…..btw, the best lambert ever was: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6YyyD_4gwU…..heck, he got a standing ovation from friggin Smokey Robinson….that is epic…..

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    by otwisted on April 16, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    Pres, you’re impressed by the graphics on the picture? That explains why your t-shirt designs are horrendous.

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    by johnnybegood on April 16, 2012 at 3:49 pm

    I don’t watch or keep up with American Idol (I’m straight), but I must say Lambert does a pretty good Smokey Robinson.

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    by pawts on April 16, 2012 at 2:50 pm

    The impressive thing is that you were able to get a finger in your ear when your head is so far up your ass.

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    by dibiase on April 16, 2012 at 3:49 pm

    un-f*ckin-bee-leave-able, i just quit my job.

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    by tfingb on April 16, 2012 at 5:25 pm

    A+ comment @ Pawts. If you jam a baseball bat up your ass, Pres, you can hear the Star Spangled Banner. For Real. Try it.

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    by bernami on April 16, 2012 at 9:39 pm

    Lmao. Fucking great.

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    by earthwormjim on April 16, 2012 at 6:45 pm

    I don’t get it

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    by westcoastbias on April 17, 2012 at 4:12 am

    Heh heh heh heh…….it does sound like pac man. Fuckin A….

    Btw I guess we are now old when we know that sound.

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    by tarheelz88 on April 17, 2012 at 12:22 am

    you know what else sounds like PacMan? Turning on the fucking PacMan video game, without having to puncture your ear drum.  Who’da thunk it?

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