DJ Diamond Dave Is the Hottest Thing On the Internet Right Now And Rightfully So
Kmarko posted this guy earlier today. Every minute that goes by he becomes more Internet famous and rightfully so. And every minute that goes by that I haven’t booked him to play at our Blackout tour makes me a failure at life.

is that DJ Diamond Dave Portnoy? nice surfer hair at the 3:40 mark pres
How the fuck did you make it to 3:40? Hoops33 is a fucking squid
The diversity is amazing.
every minute that passes without you firing neil is like a jew throwing a penny on the floor..
ur blowing it prez
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Saw this guy at a restaurant called Petar’s in CA. Legend.
only made it to:50. Dave what are you doing up this late? I thought old jews went to bed at like 7. you had better get some rest youve got a big day tomorrow firing neil.
His cover of Loius Armstrong’s-Wonderful World was classic right there.
This guy would kill in the Atrium at Foxwoods.
honestly, once he gets to the older stuff, he’s actually pretty fucking good. credit where credit’s due. Although he’s the most sneaky racist ever, probably says the N word all the time.
Poopfights
I went to St. Mary’s College, and Diamond Dave was literally at 1 of the 3 bars that we’d get shitfaced at every Thursday night. The dude is a class act as a performer, but a major creeper with the ladies….meaning he will fit in at any Barstool Blackout show with the shmo’s you have jumping off stage and trying to date rape the underage chicks.
Practically shit out my chewing gum when he came in with the Louie Armstrong
flashes of my uncle DJing my bday are going through my head.. smh
Have we decided that firing Neil is the new thing? I mean, he’s no Manzo. That said, call 925-323-9120 to party with Diamond Dave.
Day late dollar short Fatty
He’s playimg Cheesboy through 2013
I thought I’d be seeing Diamond David Lee Roth doing a DJ gig, but this clown actually sings better.
If you’ve ever met any party DJ you can be assured of two things. 1. They love to have a good time and 2. They have a cooler filled with body parts in their windowless travel van.
The fact that this generation calls this music is a testament to how pathetic it is.
is he from Mars? why does he pronounce some words completely wrong? it’s like he’s got stephen hawking voicebox
Man the first 3 minutes feature milf smoke after milf smoke, all of them hurt’n for a squirt’n. Need to hit up one of his shows.
His Sir Mix-A-Lot was villainous…
prez, this means you don’t consider your life a failure yet?
i was only medium impressed until he slaughtered Louie Armstrong. that shit was impressive. i’ve always literally choked any time i’ve tried to sing in the Louie voice, which admittedly is like twice, lifetime, but still…
You should totally capitalize on this 4 minutes of internet fame by making a T-Shirt!!!!
To think – it all started with Mr. Microphone
WHAT A BOSS
Swing and a miss
Pres, are you sure you can part with the $8.65 he charges per hour for DJ services?
Or just hire me — especially when you come to atlanta: http://soundcloud.com/brian500