Do NOT Fuck With The Malian Army
I was Googling how to spell “Malian Army” because I’m a fucking moron and a ton of Google news results popped up describing their current military tactics (they just entered Douentza as anti-rebel operations move north, FYI). Uhh, guys, I don’t know if you knew this but they don’t have fucking bullets. The Malian army is just a bunch of kids running around with crooked branches yelling “chh-chh-chh-chh-chh” before arguing about whether or not the other guy dodged a bullet. Not sure their military movements are all that important when the most deadly item they’re packing is a silver tongue.
Tough day at the Stool when this is blogged twice
http://philly.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/the-malian-army-unleashing-the-power-of-elementary-school-recess-tactics/
Not gonna lie we did this in Basic Training when we couldn’t get blanks. America fuck yeah
Ray Lewis better not snitch on these dudes.
They also used farts to simulate a chemical attack.
I hope the Malian rebels aren’t armed with Nerf guns or these guys are fucked.
Looks like Beyonce would also lip synch Mali’s National Anthem…..If they had one
Actually, this is how I image the annual BarstoolSports off-site meeting looks like–maybe with a few more Bud Lights.
How can be this retarded, feits? The U.S. military does this as well to conserve supplies and run through tactical strategy/training.
So they went from chucking spears to using fake bullets. At least nobody gets hurt.
the US military does the same thing to save ammo. I felt just as dumb doing this as they look.
Haha reminds me of the Fags episode of South Park with the guys riding Harley’s
America does the same thing….they are just training
They need other countries to help them fight off rebels, so maybe the whole fake bullet thing isn’t working so well… French and eventually US blood will be spilled. I say let them kill each other and nuke them if they come close to having nukes.
one time the armory wouldnt let us pull our weapons so we did that with just holding our arms up, felt super gay. but you can tell they do this more often. theyve perfected the sounds
Did I already see a Patriots 2013 AFC champions shirt on the dude? BTW nice tuxedo shoes savage!