Do People Know About Panera’s Green Tea?
At Barstool HQ we eat Panera like 4 times a week. Pretty much every day it’s Panera You Pick 2 with a Steak and Blue salad and a turkey and avocado sandwich. Well today I decided to get a Green Tea with it because it’s hot out, in case you haven’t heard anyone mention that. Obviously Sales Guy calls me a faggot for drinking Green Tea. Give him a sip and all of a sudden it’s his favorite drink ever. Sending interns to go pick him up one and shit. It’s that good. I asked people on Twitter to tell me a better non-alcoholic drink and it was like dealing with 5 year olds. Minute Maid Fruit Punch, Yellow Gatorade, Snapple Mango Madness. These are the suggestions I was getting. Idiotic. Panera Green Tea makes the Blood of Christ taste like donkey piss. It’s the most refreshing drink in the world. Summer, non-alcoholic drinks go
1. Panera Green Tea
2. Lemonade
3. You’re wasting everybody’s time
this post has more plugs than Tom Brady
Don’t talk about the Blood of Christ you fucking Jew Bag Cunt
Just when i thought you couldn’t get any gayer.
The best non-alcoholic summer drink I ever had was Dottie Sandusky’s pink lemonade. It’s very sweet with a bitter taste & it always makes me giddy & sleepy. The only negative is it gives me diarrhea the next day.
Arnold Palmers are easily the best non alchy summer drink
jackofspades just ended the debate…..
Big fan of water. Hydrated for days.
it took a shitty sandwich shop to teach you to drop a green tea bag in hot water and put that shit in the fridge to cool off. Fucking idiot.
Wait, let me get this straight. Sales Guy loved it so much he sent someone else out to get one for him? Wow, that shit must be crazy good for SG to put that much effort into something.
Instead of an Arnold Palmer, make it a Panera Green Tea and Lemonade. Call it the Portnoy.
minute maid fruit punch is fucking delicious
Water or Coke Zero….Green Tea? Did that come free with a side of dick?
thebiz,
Kosher Pink Lemonade and you’re on to something
Water
Did you fags share a straw?
Ice water from a Brita Filter. You broads can have your brand name drinks all you want.
half panera green tea, half panera lemonade
Will drink that shit in the theater when I go watch Magic Mike.
Schweppes grape ginger ale, but they stopped making it.
Pres, don’t be disrespectful as to pass this off as a blog. You need to come clean and admit it. You either did this to get free food or you did this to keep them from pressing charges after getting busted sucking cock in the men’s room at panera. No grown man in the world initiates a conversation about their favorite summer drink.
id drink nothing but jessica biels vaginal juices for the next 3 months of summer if i could
Vinted2k is killin it today. Haha.
feitelberg sounded like Pres in this post.
How the fuck has no one said Arizona iced tea
Walmart brand Diet-Cola!!! And it’s good for you too!!!
patsfan26 – right. arizona green tea kills everything else – the panera shit tastes like flat soda
I hope someone slips bath salts in your Green Tea and you bite off Pres’s nose in envy.
Steak + oil in salad = nice soft tummy.
@Scottbaio, you may want to check the author before you put sombody on blast Einstein.
lemon squirt
Drink a beer pussbag
How about you’re a complete fag for wanting to drunk anything non-alcoholic and it’s even worse cause its green tea.
Drinking one of those 99 cent cans of arizona iced tea is one of the most white trash things you can do
O’Douls.
Panera green tea is great but the 99′s bubble green tea (sounds gay but don’t knock it til u try it) is far and away the best non-alcoholic summer drink.
Today was hot? And Arnold Palmer FTW
Lambert’s smegma
Had Panera literally once in my life, so I can’t comment on it, but Gold Peak Iced Green Tea is the tits.
And vinted2k for the fucking win.
um you fucking suck but honest grape.
Panera fucking blows
v8 splash berry blend.
The B-Good Mint Iced Tea is legit.
Drink some water you fat fuck. Knocking back steak salas and half sandwiches for lunch everyday must really bring the ladies in.
Arnold Palmer. Anything less would be uncivilized.
Arizona green tea 99