Do People Really Not Know What Coffee Milk Is?
I know there are plenty of regional things. I have friends that look at me like I’m insane when I call the remote control a “clicker” or a water fountain a “bubbler.” I get that. But the other night after Rutgers blackout Pres took us all out to IHOP for our Blackout Wrap Party and called me a 6 year old because I got a chocolate milk. I said I didn’t have a choice, not like they had coffee milk. And he truly had no idea what I was talking about. Had never even heard of it. Told me it must be decaf with a lot of milk. I just walked up to his office with a bottle of Autocrat and he tried to drink the coffee syrup. Like I said, I get stuff is regional. But never having heard of coffee milk is just bizarre. It would be like me not knowing what a junior beef with river sauce is. Go get yourselves some Autocrat. It’s not the official drink of Rhode Island for nothing.
i’m a complete masshole and i’ve never heard of coffee milk. sounds amazing tho
Just what the fuck is ” junior beef with river sauce“, Feitelberg ??
Sounds like you’re trolling for fun with young men under the Tobin.
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Jews from Marblehead obviously don’t drink a lot of coffee milk, you dumbass.
Kedem juice fermented in the closet to near-wine? YES! Coffee milk? No.
who hasnt heard of coffee milk?
used to mix coffee syrup and chocolate syrup all the time. mocha ftw
Not sure if El Pres is a good barometer as to whether something common knowledge or if something spelled correctly or if something will bring state cops to his door. That being said, coffee milk is the nectar of the gods.
i get the whole frap=milkshake, jimmys=sprinkles, fluffernutter=peanut butter/marshmallow sandwich and packie=liquor store, but never have I run across coffee milk.
Coffee milk is good stuff, pretty sweet but it puts chocolate and strawberry to shame!!!!
What the fuck is coffee milk?
never heard of that
Never heard of coffe milk, I have never seen it on a breakfast menu amywhere.
I am craving some Billy’s though
so good. shaw farm in dracut, ma has AWESOME coffee milk, and prob the best chocolate milk on the planet. http://www.shawfarm.com
Ordering coffee milk, clam cakes or ny system weiners outside of RI is a dicey proposition. They are all delicious so I have no idea why they are so regional.
dana bibles midget penis, i’m not sure if El Pres is a good instrument for measuring atmospheric pressure either.
I’ve heard of coffee milk but I just thought its what parents give kids when they want coffee but don’t want them jacked on caffeine
Ive hear
This one time… at band camp…
Coffee Milk is the shit. South Eastern MA reps that shit hard.
Hood Coffee Milk….ftw.
http://www.hood.com/Products/prodDetail.aspx?id=637&lb=864
Does RI still sell those hot dogs that are banned in like 49 other states? Or is that just an urban legend?
And I have a bottle of Autocrat 100 percent of the time in my fridge, and it is always sticky 110 percent of the time.
Arruda Dairy in Tiverton, RI. Best coffee milk by far.
fng commenter, yes, but the dudes generally dont line them up on their arms anymore
don’t forget cabinets.
RI has the strangest names for other normal food per capita.
I’m from MA and never heard of coffee milk. Is it an RI thing?
3 hot weiners and a large coffee milk at about 2am in Olneyville, drunk of course, is a piece of heaven.
River Sauce = James River BBQ = The only sauce you put on Roast Beef
How the fuck are there so many people supposedly from MA who have never heard of coffee milk…..fucking college transplants.
Rhode Island people are just fucking weird. A native of MA I lived the worst 4 years of my life in college in RI. These freaks park “side by each” put vinegar on their fries and drink this coffee milk shit.
coffee milk + double stacked Styrofoam cup = 3rd Grade Swagg
I’m from Boston (ahem, not a college transplant) and have lived here all my life and have never seen coffee milk. I just heard about it last year- some kid from RI ordered it at my restaurant and I was like “uhh… you let your kid drink coffee?” and the parents told me it was like chocolate milk, except coffee. WTF? Sounds absolutely disgusting.
You guys amaze me. It’s milk with coffee syrup. Lifelong Masshole here and I’ve drank it many times. Open your eyes, it’s at every 7-11, Cumby’s, etc. next to the regular, strawberry and chocolate milk.
Coffee milk is the tits
You can absolutely get this shit at any Dunkin Donuts in southeastern Mass. It’s absolutely delicious. Branch out a little.
no clue on coffee milk but Rhode Island pizza is gross.
They had coffee milk available during every school lunch growing up in MA
NY System.. 3 all the way and a coffee milk……………. Game, Blouses.
DEAR ‘COOL GUY’ ‘EL PRES’ / AKA 18 YEAR OLD DOOSHBAG- GET YOUR FUCKIN SHIT STRAIGHT BITCH.
HIRE SOME SORT OF EVENT COORDINATOR IF YOU WANT TO CONCENTRATE ON THAT SHIT SO MUCH.
STOP BLOWING COKE AND CONCENTRATING ON YOUR FUCKIN STUPID RAVE PARTIES YOU FUCKIN RETARD.
YOUR SITE SUCKS OVER THE PAST MONTH, LOOK AT THE HITS TO YOUR PAGE- IT’S CUT IN HALF THE LAST 3 MONTHS-
YOU WANT A WEBSITE OR A PARTY PLANNING BUSINESS-
GET YOUR FUCKIN SHIT STRAIGHTENED OUT BITCH. CAN’T BE 30 YEARS OLD BLOWING COKE WEARING PINK HATS GOING TO RAVES. FUCKIN LOSER.
SUCH A PUSSY.
This much talk about coffee milk? Are you fucking kidding me??? More tits and cunt, please!
Ouch……are you saying Barstool has jumped the shark?
by doctordouche on February 27, 2012 at 2:22 pm
And I have a bottle of Autocrat 100 percent of the time in my fridge, and it is always sticky 110 percent of the time.
Well played.
coffee milk is a Rhode island thing, always had it in schools growing up in RI
Still confused. I have fat f#ck friends who need sugar in everything and they call those gross flavored creamers ‘coffee milk’. Wiki has CM as a choclate milk-esque drink. Can a literate person please explain what’s going on here? That autocrat nonsense looks like creamer. f-tool says he drinks it straight.
never heard of – sounds retarded.
@bluehenbl It’s really not that confusing. Instead of adding chocolate syrup you add coffee syrup. Same exact concept, just a different flavor.
“You’ll smack your lips when it’s Eclipse!”
Are we really not going to address the fact that these retards claim they’re swimming in pussy after the Blackout parties and in reality they were at an IHOP arguing about a fucking beverage?
Spent my entire life living on Cape Cod. Never once seen this shit.
FYI – coffee milk is the offical state drink of Road island.
^ well-played, leftlane, well-played indeed!
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To all you fukwads that don’t know shit about shineola:
Vinegar-and-ketchup-on-your-clam-cakes is the foreplay,
Coffee-syrup-in-your-milk is the orgasm. End. Of. Story.
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SouthCoast representin’ like a Muthafucka……
@mcflannel-only people from Woonsocket “park their cars side by each”& DoctorDouche-ftw. CoffeeMilk,Olneyville-NY System wieners & Dells lemonade-the best things to come from the “Biggest Little State in the Union
Lived in Boston all my life except for college and have had coffee milk and therefore have heard of it. That being said it is a SE Mass./RI thing mostly however.
I don’t how Boston34 gets invited to the coke party and I didn’t. I have always imagined that wherever Pageviews goes he is maxing out judging ass bouncing contests like a boss. Just not giving a “what-what” throwing devil’s dandruff on bitches butt-cheeks having a blast. Thanks to Boston34 my thoughts have been confirmed.
Coffee Milk is phenomenal. Its part of a complete breakfast. Also coffee milk with coney island hot dogs late night is about the best combo around!!
3 ny system all the way topped with a coffee milk. thats what rhode island does.
When i first moved to Swampscott, Portnoy can verify this, our west virginian dumbasses called Soda, Pop. After a rough game of kickball at hadley elementary i was all like “lets go get a pop” and you fuckin Mass faggots made fun of me. Havent ya’ll seen the outsiders? The character soda pop? So i had to kick the shit out of jarred garfield fer clowning. The rest is history. So fuck anyone for rippin my nuts for tellin that story.
What about stuffies? Obviously why they named the town Quahog in Family Guy.
The picture on wiki looks like gallons of milk. I guess it was pre-mixed for the teeny-boppers whose parents won’t let them have a big boy cup of full test, yet. Jesus, this site is getting younger (like pageviews, who went from 35 to 34 this year) or I’m getting less awesome.
Is this really so fucking hard to comprehend? You’ve all seen the Hershey’s chocolate syrup bottle on the shelf of your neighborhood variety store/supermarket….now imagine that same bottle, but with coffee flavored syrup instead of chocolate. Add to a glass of milk, stir, and there you have it! A glass of fucking coffee milk…It’s not rocket surgery!
Coffee milk is popular in the Fall River/New Bedford area along with Portuguese people and poverty.
I definitely need to visit this place…might be worth flying into Providence instead of Logan over.
http://www.olneyvillenewyorksystem.com/
redsoxfan nailed it. gotta love it
Ten times out of ten RedSoxfan34 spends his nights masticating on his secret boyfriends cock while his ugly wife finger blasts herself to scenes from Predator.
hahahahahhahahahahha @BOSTON34… you made my day.. but youre a faggot booger sugar is the balls(in moderation) and also idk if you know this or not but in the last year, this website isnt barstool sports its oscars, grammys, adam lambert, cute animals, “spit out my coffee and wasn’t even drinking any”, and then the jew realized how many sheckels he makes off blackout parties and guess what we have?
EL PAREZ HILTON
the blog has been trash for a year plus. but i still check once or twice a day anyway, so jokes on who?…..Im ron burgandy?
SampsonSimpson, nice! Booger Sugar is the tits, no doubt.
Redsoxfan34 takes it in the can from big papi. That’s why he doesn’t know shit. You fucking tards act like RI is 2,000 miles away. Christ! Coffee milk is milk with coffee syrup. Autocrat or Eclipse are the best. Wieners are better than fenway franks. Awful awfuls are awesome. And we don’t like milky clam chowder. Malt vinegar on fries, yes!
P.S. We don’t like using our turn signals either.
a junior beef with just sauce you pussy? do it right and get a super three way
fng commenter, I’ll say you the trip. The place sucks. You want a good dog around here go to Speed’s off Mass Ave by the Victoria Diner in Roxbury. That’s a good fucking dog
I’m from Lowell Mass and coffee milk was served at every school lunch I’ve ever had. How have people from mass never heard of it? Shit’s delicious
I’m from Lowell Mass and coffee milk was served at every school lunch I’ve ever had. How have people from mass never heard of it? Shit’s delicious