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(CNN) – Police say guilt was written all over their faces. Police received a call Friday night that two men with hooded sweatshirts and painted faces had tried to break into a man’s home in Carroll, Iowa. When police stopped a vehicle matching the caller’s description blocks away, they were stunned by the men’s disguises. There were no ski masks or stockings pulled over their heads; instead, Matthew Allan McNelly, 23, and Joey Lee Miller, 20, streaked their faces with permanent black marker. Carroll Police Chief Cayler told CNN the strange disguises made it easier for his officers. “We’re very skilled investigators and the black faces gave them right away,” Cayler said jokingly “I’ve been chief here almost 25 years, been with the department 28½ years and I’ve seen a lot of things that make me laugh and weird things but this was probably the best combination of the two — strangely weird and hilariously funny all at the same time.”

 

You got to love this cop.  You can tell this is like the best thing that’s ever happened to his little Iowa town.    He’s cracking jokes like he’s on Letterman or something.  Anyway do you think these guys drew the masks on each other’s faces?  Probably right?  So I’d be kind of pissed if I was the guy on the right.  Because he took his time and drew a pretty nice mask on his buddy only to have him return the favor by scribbling all over his face.   I mean what kind of mask is that?    A two year old could draw that.   Seriously remind me not to rob a house with that guy.    Clearly not a team player.