Source – You know, you can’t make this stuff up . . . especially when meth is invovled. Seems a lady in Alabama was off tending to a sick friend for several days and when she came home she found he front door barricaded from the inside, so she had to break into her own home. As if that wasn’t bad enough, once she got inside she found one of the accused, Dennis Fielder inside naked, holding a Chihuahua. (The report doesn’t say what Fielder was doing with the dog, but no doubt it had that terrified Chihuahua look on it’s face.) Fielder and his accomplis, Enola Hogdin managed to get away, but left some clothes behind obviously, if he was naked) with identification in it, making the cop’s work that much easier. In addition to the nudity with the dog, the couple is also charged wtih stealing $3000 worth of property from the woman’s home, washing their clothes while there (unauthorized use of a cleaning appliance) and charging some adult movies to her cable bill. What else are you going to do while waiting for the only clothes you own to dry? But wait, there’s more! While out on bond for this burglary, Fielder and Hogdin were arrested for running a meth lab at their mobile home.

 

Meth heads are by far the best kind of drug addict. So spontaneous, so entertaining, you just never know what they’ll do next. This is a decent meth story right here. Let’s see how it scores. OK, so breaking into this house to wash their clothes seems like a fairly practical thing to do. Even drug addicts like clean threads. Nothing out of the ordinary there. Then they start robbing the place and it’s like sure, you’re already inside, might as well steal shit. Can’t fault them for that one. Next is the ordering porn thing which I can understand because some people aren’t lucky enough to have access to quality fuck films like you and I. So why not, let’s watch some porn. Now at this point it might not be that crazy of a meth story, that is until you find out this guy was hanging out naked with a Chihuahua on the couch beating his dick to Pay-Per-View while his wife was escaping back to their mobile meth lab and then you’re like ahhh, there’s the punchline I needed. Now it’s a solid meth head story. So I’ll give it a 7.1 out of 10 on the deranged meth story scale. Not quite blowing away the competition, but that’s OK. They smoke meth. They’ll definitely be back to make a run at a higher score.