Hey Internet…Can You Get Any More Awesome/Weird Than This?
I know I always say I spit out my coffee and I wasn’t even drinking any, but if there was ever a time to use that phrase this is it. Because I LITERALLY spit out my coffee and I wasn’t even drinking any when I watched this video. And I did it like 5 times. Just the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Everything from the song, to this guy shaking his dick to the biker gang that hired him. There is no explanation for any of it. It’s just the Internet being relentless per usual. Honestly what did people do before Online existed? Shit like this would just go by the boards? It seems unfathomable now. And yes this is a shoo in for top 100 videos of the year. Maybe top 10.
PS – Cue everybody calling me gay for being memorized by a video with a ton of dick shaking. Well if you weren’t entranced by this than you’re trying so hard not to be gay that you’re clearly gay.
I guess everything is not bigger in Texas
Chong’s Dong
Yes the internet could absolutely get more weird. You could release the sex tape of you penetrating Renee anally with only your nose. We all know its out there Dave, might as well release it.
im gay
how about the related video ‘Ursula Martinez?’
I’ve seen better landscaping in 70′s porn.
Amurrrrrrrica!
‘murica
The first question I’m asking my wife when she gets home is if she can quack like a duck.
Sweet drum set bro
they forgot to mow the dirt.
Ficken, please stfu………you are such a fucking goof
Is that Steve Buscemi in Airheads?
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH
ladies and gentlemen, we have officially reached the end of the internet. press enter to restart.
I bet their tour bus smells like a combination of dirty ass, weed, and……………. more dirty ass.
someone on youtube comments wrote “go home jesus, youre drunk”… hahaha
Neil’s 18th birthday party?
Disturbing
Hello Nashua!
My mind is blown. I had always pictured neils dad as the Mr. Rogers type, how wrong was I.
System of a Down never sounded so good.
This has to be a video of what hell must be like for rockers: you can’t sing for shit, your lyrics make no sense and the only groupies grabbing your junk are 300lb biker dudes wearing jean vests. It has to be hell, right?!
lol! +1 on the ursula martinez video
Encore, complete with fire crackers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_PVjTk4L_4&feature=plcp
Am I the only one that saw the amazing rat tail on the random at 2:43?
Its crazy but just not funny
He maxed out at 187dwpm (dick wiggles per minute)
never been more proud of Texas
Not coffee spit worthy. Just strange. And possibly gay.
this is definitely Tom Green’s dad
Umm… How about at the 2:52 minute mark when some redneck-deluxe yells, “Play a ni**er song!”
(I don’t like that word at all, I’m not a racist. I just think it’s ridiculous some dude yelled that out)
Yes Texas, go ahead and please secede. And take the rest of the Red States with you too.
Giving White Trash a bad name…………sad, our people deserve better.
Why did the other 2 band members seem so normal? They don’t fit the scene.
Im gonna guess on the priority list Lawn maintenance is 3 notches below “take a dump on dads chest”
book that guy for the Blackout Tour. neil will be the one massaging his package.
Chris Robinson, formerly of the Black Crowes, has hit rock bottom…
PS. Good call on the landscaping, their hydroseed clearly didn’t take.
Sons of Anarchy enter Bizzaro world.
The decadence of the white people, the niggers have rap, the whites have well, whatever the fuck you call that was.
Every fucking time I take the wrong exit to Pawtucket I end up here….Fucking GPS
THIS MUST BE IN PHILLY
I don’t know. To me the elephant in the room going unoticed is the guy playing with his dick and the guy not missing a beat. That’s just me though.
Barstool Blackout Dirty South???
That looked like a better time than the blackout tour
Murrica
ursual martinez! When did YouTube start having naked chicks on it?
That was one of those moments where I wanted to look away but couldn’t look away. Maybe I’ve got the ghey.
Southerners are fucked up individuals.
I just spit out your grandmothers gefilte fish and I wasn’t even eating any.
When they let Charles Manson out?
The real question is.. can I get this on itunes?
Roll Tide
This might be the most depressing thing Ive ever seen, if I was one of the people in this video I would gladly take my own life
Les Claypool?
His parents must be so proud.
can you fart on my balls when we fuck…….i dont know what everyones bitching about this song is pretty good.
can you fart on my balls when we fuck…….i dont know what everyones bitching about this song is pretty good.