Does Anybody Actually Use Old Spice?
So Saturday Night I was at my parents house in Swampscott and got a late invite to the Celtics game. Late enough that I had to go straight from Swampscott to the game. Fine no problem except that I smelled. So I borrowed some of my dad’s deodorant. Old Spice. Well shit basically ruined my night. I mean Jesus Christ this stuff is strong. Like I literally couldn’t even think straight because I kept getting suffocated by my own body odor. First Lady wouldn’t even have sex with me because it was making her nauseous. I couldn’t get mad either because I agreed with her. It’s just so fucking strong. It got me thinking. Does anybody actually use this stuff? Like I know Old Spice does all these commercials geared towards a young demo, but I can’t imagine anybody under the age of 60 using it. I’m legit curious how they are in business? Does anybody really use Old Spice? And if so are you insane?
deodorant and body wash yup. cologne no.
Dove’s Men Car is bomb, and pretty sure like mdr87, most dudes only use it for deodorant and body wash, not for for fucking cologne, WTF
I do use Old Spice deodorant, nothing wrong with that. Old Spice cologne is a different animal, throwback to like 1959. Right now I rotate between Lacoste Sport and Dolce & Gabana “The One”. Dames love “The One”.
I use the swagger deodorant and body wash, good stuff. I’m sure that beak of yours couldn’t handle all that swagger.
I can admit that I used Old Spice, or Axe or whatever in middle school… maybe even early high school, but by the time I had a license I had moved on to odors that didn’t produce a noxious cloud when used.
I use their deodorant. Try not taking a Puerto Rican shower next time Pres…
Old Spice sucks, but this bottle was pretty legit <p>
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Old_Spice_Original.jpg.jpg
yea definitaly a no go on old spice cologne, but the deodorant is legit…i put that shit on and get my dick wet
Old Spice aftershave. I leave a trail of wrecked pussy in my wake.
Old Spice Matterhorn body wash is the bomb. I use the body spray too.
Old spice is great!!…at repelling every woman in a 20 mile radius.
deoderant/anti perspirant and body wash but the cologne is a big no. good going prez
I thought old spice was for middle schoolers going through changes
“First Lady wouldn’t even have sex with me because it was making her nauseous.”
Just as easily could have been talking about your face or your body.
soap and deodorant only. Cologne is for faggots.
I use it for deodorant. It smells good and yes, it gets me laid.
Old Spice Pure Sport deodorant is the best deodorant in the game. Body wash ain’t half bad either.
Old Spice, Making girls moist since the 1800s.
If your grandfather hadn’t worn it, you wouldn’t exist.
That’s because you put it on without taking a shower and already in stinky mode. Never a good combo–it’s like this overpowering synergistic thing on. Should have just rocked the au natural BO, bro.
my black roommate this past year was an avid old spice guy. one night i ran out of deodorant and bought a mini sized old spice from the gas station. Strongest smelling deodorant ive ever applied in my life, you dont need cologne after applying it.
“soap and deodorant only. Cologne is for faggots.”
Can’t argue that, pretty straight-forward.
My grandfather used Old Spice after shave in the white glass bottle. That shit stunk to high heaven. He used Vitalis hair (oil?) too.
But the Old Spice deodorant and body wash is good stuff.
Oh man, Prez you fall so easy. Let me guess, a couple nights ago she wouldn’t have sex with you cuz she had a “headache.” Bro maybe if you didn’t look like a Walrus the morning after a bender she would be into you. Take some responsibility ferchrissakes.
Old Spice Deodorant
+
Strawberry Taint Spray
=
10 mile radius of Dripping Wet Pussies
Old Spice aftershave is where it’s at.
by Numero Two on May 14, 2012 at 9:40 am
Right now I rotate between Lacoste Sport and Dolce & Gabana “The One”.
faggot
prezzie you’re fucking high. Old Spice Swagger deodorant is straight sex.
Use the deodorant, body spray, and body wash of Swagger. It’s all I use. Its all about moderation pres
Body Wash only because fucking Costco had a 5 keg superpack for like $8.99. Bought it in 2009.
No surprise you were bothered by an aroma, with that giant snout of yours. The deodorant gets the chicks.
I wear Mitchum, the rich mans deodorant. When it comes to cologne I prefer to smell like a mixture of smoke, whiskey, and cheap women.
Just admit it young boy’s. You buy it cause it’s cheap. The 1960s called and wants it’s smell back. I’m old and wont use it.
You guys got it all wrong. Right now I rotate between dick scent and ball scent. Bitches like it primal. Anything else is the pussification of America.
Sex Panther Cologne is the most awesome cologne ever made in the history of the entire world. Scientifically engineered from space age petroleum distillates and animal byproducts. 60% of the time, it works every time.
I bet gaystoolie is beating off right now think about all these dudes and their body washes and shit. This comment section couldn’t get any gayer
Yo, for you hardos that dont rock cologne, some free info
top 3 colognes in the game right now
Gucci by Gucci
Burberry Brit
Allure sport by Coco Chanel
i have the cologne and it sucks, hardly use it. only use it in emergency situations.
Old Spice High Endurance is the shit, only deodorant I use. I hate the chalky shit that gets dingleberried up in your pit hair, and the juicy crap you squeeze out of the play-doh speghetti factory is cold and wet and gross.
wow, “top 3 colognes in the game right now” aka, don’t wear these three colognes if you want to be taken seriously. who the fuck would trust you with lifestyle advice Blackdude?? Did you ever get to plow Jenna like you’ve been hopelessly attempting for a solid 5 years now?
Will I am Not = double fag
StanSitwel, dude you 100% rock old spice cologne you fag, thanks for playing, take some solid advice, im not like you, i actually fuck good looking bitches , thanks
Will I am not interested in women
“top 3 colognes in the game right now” immediate douche chills.
Old Spice Game Day is legit
rod_beck we can’t all have that natural “I’m rotting in a box” smell. Just gotta make due with what we have.
Jean Paul Gauthier cologne or GTFO.
^I’m with the rapist on this one
Come on BD, I know you saw my question, it was a legitimate one…
did you ever get to plow Jenna like you’ve been hopelessly plotting to for 5 years??? I mean you put in TIME there man, serious time, you better have gotten a little something, you know, for the effort
fuck Swampscott
What’s deodarant?
Regards,
India
Old Spice smells great on a guy n all, but seriously… Polo #3
I rock that fresh deodorant.
Old Spice is a layup for girls with daddy issues. Took a night course, sat next to a chick and by week 3 she’s asking what I’m wearing. By week 8 I’m 90% sure I either could have banged or adopted her. Then banged her.
Polo blue
gabekaplersnutsac for the win. outstanding sir. I wear Old Spice deodorant btw, and i stay scooping bitties with dad issues, the best kind
old spice after shave is pure gasoline. burns like a mother
us women love old spice deodorant. orgasm in a bottle.
First of all, it wasn’t the old spice, it was the combo of the old spice with your Jew sweat that made the first lady repulse you. Second, depends on what kind of old spice you use, like all deodorants… some suck and some are amazing. Old Spice Denali smells like the first time you wake up to a summer morning, heaven, and henrik lundqvist. What the fuck deodorant do you even wear you jew bag? fucking Gillette probably you fucking homer faggot.
I used Old Spice Swagger for the longest time but have recently switched to the new Old Spice Champion because, fuck it, I’m a God Damn Champion.
@StanSitwell i wish, i met her, she is mad cool, were suppose to all go hang out, me her and kimmy, thing things feel apart bro, time not wasted, ill bang one of her hot freinds
Looks like BSS has the Target and Walmart demograhic on lockdown.
Seriously who would use that shit, you smell like a french whore on Bastille Day
Lever 2000, Mitchum, and a good cologne
Thus endeth the lesson
i use to use it, but then i heard it was losing its swag so i started using axe.. only deodrant tho.. idk anyone who still uses the spray, shit is for middle school and highschool kids..
cant have ur pits sweatin tho right..
axe deoderant and hair action. get it fellas. pussy wrecking hair
Evil One repeats my sentiment, if you don’t wear Mitchum you belong at Walmart.
Pres.. Old Spice is probably a step up from that dollar general Brut cologne ya wear ya cheap jew..
Also, i heard you were the only man at the Celtics game wearing a Grit and Balls Tshirt..Hell of an idea pageviews..
OS is made by the same women that make secret, so its probably safe to assume that you grew tits with all those female hormone levels spiking in you. If you’re gonna use cheap deodorant, use the gels. they don’t leave chalky residue, and definitely smell better…i prefer Gillette Cool Wave but Right Guard makes ok gels. its always available and mostly affordable. if you have a job, and can afford something decent, go for Polo.
I sweat like a whore in church so the only go-to is Degree Clinical Strength; it’s pricey but lasts longer than I do after a whiskey binge. Best deodorant in the game today.
Cologne wise, Armani Code and YSL make pussies run like the mighty Mississip’
Old Spice deodorant is too fucking strong. My wife hated it when I used to buy it. The anti perspirant made my pits so itchy that I was scratching them all the time like a goddamn gorilla. Mitchum Gel Anti Perspirant is the best there is. Not too strong, no itchy pits, and you won’t smell for 36 hours after applying.
Gotta agree with Numero Two, Lacoste Sport is a panty dropper.
Old spice’s bodywash and deodorant are good if you avoid their classic stuff, but the cologne and aftershave smell like old people something awful. Gabe nailed it, girls with daddy issues must love this shit, as all of our dads wore this shit constantly back in the 60-80s.
deodorant and soap for sure
Pres, are you telling me that you can’t last until 7pm without stinking to high heaven? Most people can shower once a day and apply deodorant once and be good to go until the next morning. WTF is wrong with you? And I didn’t realize so many stoolies were Persian hardos who liked to coat themselves in cologne
swagger makes em stagger
What the fuck ever happened to the good shit like Aqua Velva and High Karate?
Good draft choices by Numero Two and Will I am Not. Those are all in my cologne rotation.
Dove Men Care is a cut above any other deodorant in the game right now.
GabeKNS nailed it with the daddy issues comment. Smell is the strongest sense tied to memory, and if you smell familiar, it automatically ratchets up the “comfort level”.
Oh and to the Mitchum users…must suck constantly dripping sweat from your pits that you need “the brand with the most active ingredient”. just go get your pits botoxed and be done with it you gross fucks.
Old Spice Pure Sport – deodorant of Kings
Dove Men Care (Extra Fresh) – sure bodywash for guys is queer, but it works good, fuck you
and I rarely wear cologne but when I do, it’s Chanel Platinum
Oh, and real men use straight razors.
I use old spice but only on my nutsack after a long, hard day.
Swagger but it’s time for a change. No consensus here. Cologne once in awhile, Chrome. This shit is confusing these days. Used to use Mitchum bug that shit is too strong. I think it stripped some skin from my pits.
The only people usin old spice are white guys who think it gives them swag
The only people usin soul glo are black guys who think it gives them steeze
one word for ya, Mambo
I use the sticks of a deo
I use the swagger deodorant, my girlfriend loves that shit