Does Crying Like A Baby When Josh Beckett Gives You A Ball Get This Kid Laid?
Honestly I hope there is something wrong with this kid. Like I’ve never rooted harder for somebody to be fucked up in the head. Just sitting here wishing that he has some sort of problem that makes it impossible for me to make fun of him and would explain this reaction. I mean how old is this bro? 12? Certainly old enough not to go all waterworks when Josh Beckett gives you a ball and get pet by your dad. So I’m just going to assume I’m missing something here and give him an attaboy. Because on the off chance this kid is 100% normal than he has bigger issues than I care to address right now.
haha, i was watching this at work earlier and said the same exact thing
C’mon, the kid’s definitely a retard. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course. But yeah, he’s on the short bus and now he’s got a cool story to tell.
retard just went into straight meltdown mode
No, no it doesn’t.
its pretty obvious he’s mentally disabled. they said there will be a segment on him on the postgame show. worthless post.
if you are going to make fun of the tards you need at least make the blog funnier.
I’m the most arrogant, self-rightgeous asshole on this site and even I think you crossed the line here bro. Risky fuckin business posting this shit. Honestly, I’d prolly redact it. It’d be the right thing to do.
You know who uses the word ‘ prolly’? – Retards, that’s who.
That kid loves mayonnaise. Mortal Lock.
BreW..It’s a Jerry. Let him have his moment. BreW’s life sux. Cant get laid, cant go out, cant drink w/ your BreWs,
Damn look at the empty seats. Embarrassing. Tough day to be a sox fan.
looks like jonnycapp
Beckett is a fucking boss. Dude coined the term “laser show”, drops f-bombs in the post-game, giving dead balls to a challenged kid in the stands….all around alpha brew right here. He can chill wif me anyday but Saturday, becuase that’s when I do me.
I wonder if he would have reacted the same way if Beckett handed him a hockey helmut with a Sox logo on it?
Numero Two has the winner.
Looks like he found his baseball.
Wow a retarded red sox fan… the fuck else is new?
I like”prolly”, yo. Just rolls right off the tounge like pussy.
here’s a thought…maybe kid has cancer and his make-a-wish was to go to Fenway and get a ball from Beckett.
Beelzebub, meet Dave Portnoy.
Portnoy……Satan.
“ha’ you theen ma batheball?”
Come on jonnycapp, Beckett can chill wif you on Saturdays too man. Pull up a computer chair for him, crank up a little Nickelback, and troll the comment section on Barstool till 1230 rolls around. Then your mom can crack your bedroom door open and say, “Lights out, boys. And I better not hear a peep.”
Wait till he figures out you can’t eat it………….retard strenth
hahahaha yes stinkout, yes
Is that Ryan Westmoreland?
by willhunting on July 28, 2011 at 4:50 pm
Is that Ryan Westmoreland?
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No class bro. Not alpha.
@willhunting -Wow BreW.. Thats DownLLow.
Seriously that’s punch-in-the-face worthy.
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what a bunch of kansas city fagots in the comment section, huh? a funny comment is a funny comment
well done willhunting
Beckett didn’t coin laser show, laser show himself did in college
Beckett didn’t coin laser show, laser show himself did in college
Beckett didn’t coin laser show, laser show himself did in college
Beckett didn’t coin laser show, laser show himself did in college
by ……. on July 28, 2011 at 5:07 pm
what a bunch of kansas city fagots in the comment section, huh? a funny comment is a funny comment
well done willhunting
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Now THAT’S trolling, brew. But we already knew you weren’t alpha. Just no fucking way in hell.
If Portney ever reproduces, I sincerely hope he has a mentally handicapped daughter that takes loads from kids just like this everyday on the shortbus. To and from school.
Its funny, El Pres had that same reaction when he got his first dreidel from Rabbi Shlomo.
Jesus, the comment section was already fucked enough with that monkey jonnycapp commenting every 6 seconds and using the 8 words he spells differently over and over….no I swear, wif, prolly and brew are just hilarious, keep it up. Now this jackass illegalcharacters is mimicking him? Who in the fuck would want to be like jonnycapp? Only explanation is that the library got another computer so jonnycapp could make another account.
Ad for the video, retard or not, there’s no excuse for being a pussy.
fuckin make a wish foundation strikes agane.
this kid is like the benjamin button version of warren from something about mary.
his dad might as well used the kids disability check for the nosebleeds and pocketed the rest for mega millions. what a country.
Should change the name of this website to barstool minus sports. Obviously you dont watch sports, this kid was in the booth with Don and Remy the other night.
typical sox bitchass fan
crying when you get a baseball deserves to get you slapped in the face however crying after reading funny comments as i did to evil one and willhunting is perfectly acceptable
The kid was yelling to Beckett “Have you seen my baseball?”
pres why so jaded?? Beckett made this kids life….don’t stomp on it