Hey fainting goats…GET OFF ME!     Seriously this is the best fucking ice breaker I’ve ever seen.     I mean imaging being able to walk up to some smoke at a party and being like “hey want to tickle me and make me pass out?” What chick could say no to that?  Fucking awesome.   Suddenly you’re the life of the party.   Suddenly everybody is talking about the passed out guy on the floor. Naturally everybody wants to see you do it again.   But you promise that girl a private show.   Make her feel special.     Then when she starts tickling you, you make her brush her hand against your dick. Suddenly it turns sexual and boom you’re home free.    Best move ever.

PS – Dear Mo…Is a bunch of crackers tickling a black bro to death considered racism?  Because it kind of felt like it.