Does Shawn Johnson Really Think 1 Gold Medal Means All Her Silvers Don’t Mean She Lost?
I was just reading Kmarko’s blog about the guy who’s mailing medals to people who come in 4th because they don’t deserve to feel bad and it reminded me of this commercial NBC has been running. Typical Olympic bullshit and exactly what gives the games a bad name. Everyone thinks they’re a winner just for being there. Shawn Johnson acting like she’s not a loser because she got one gold medal. No, no I won. I’m a winner. I didn’t win 75% of the time but I got gold once so that means I didn’t lose at all. Uh, no it doesn’t. You fucking lost 3 times. If you’re not first you’re last honey. I know the commercial is supposed to be kind of a joke but it kind of isn’t and Matthew Perry is 100% right. Tell us what it’s like to be a loser you loser. 3 silvers. Loss, loss, loss. We don’t want to deal with your denial.
I like that she packed on a few pounds. More cushion for the pushin…
she’s got a gold medal. she’s got media appearances, television, advertisements, and she’s decent looking for an athlete. she’s set for life. i’m sure your life as a mediocre 2nd string barstool blogger is just as good though
Its a commercial for a show lol she was prolly reading off a script. id still cum in her ass tho.
@newyork.. are you slow?
I’d give her a gold medal if she’d enter my pole vault contest. I think I’m going to go watch her Dancing With the Stars clips. Probably won’t make it past the first song.
This clip illustrates why NBC is struggling to keep its place as Americas 4th network. But side note, I’d much rather put it in Courteney Cox than Shawn Johnson.
Courtney Cox?? That old scarecrow? You can have her, rev.
Love that bitch
you know who was looking great last night? Dominique Dawes and Shannon Miller
^^^Yeah, Shannon graded up after getting that huge Jew beak fixed.
She was reading from a script you idiot.
The New York Jets gave themselves medals for 4th place two years in a row. Fans still talk about it.
You know who’s going to be a certified dime in a few years once she quits gymnastics and beats anarexia? That mkyla bitch who does the vault.
I bet Kobe is praying she makes it to rio when she’s legal
Since she lost weight she looks like a happy version of chloe from 24
gained weight rather
@ jake shuttlesworth do u still beat your wife?
I’d hate fuck her. You could cut glass with gymnasts ass cheeks.
i would toss her salad so thoroughly. just have my tounge all up in her rectum
@rf2011 2nd String? I’m pretty sure Prez gets a Work Opportunity Credit from the gov just by having Feits on the payroll.
good call feitelvirgin
feitelberg, write two good blogs in a row, then ill allow you to have the clout to make this ridiculous argument. give the girl some credit. if you put in 1% of the effort she has into gymnastics into your blogging, you might have made me chuckle by now. but… alas…
That’s one more gold, and three more silvers than you’ll ever get. You fucking idiot.
She won dancing with the stars
She won dancing with the stars
She also just won an ass-wrecking
How many times in a row do you have to lose to end up as a blogger for a smut website?
i’ve complained about f-berg alot but never called for his firing. but to use this as material is as fucking lame as it gets. like even if he’s being sarcastic, it doesn’t work. she agreed to do a bit for an NBC promo. that’s all you fucking dickhead. so to answer the question of this blog’s headline…no, she doesn’t really believe it you fucking moron. fire feitelfuck. “i knew the commercial is supposed to be kind of a joke”?? it’s totally a joke. do you think she wrote her own lines? shithead.