I was just reading Kmarko’s blog about the guy who’s mailing medals to people who come in 4th because they don’t deserve to feel bad and it reminded me of this commercial NBC has been running. Typical Olympic bullshit and exactly what gives the games a bad name. Everyone thinks they’re a winner just for being there. Shawn Johnson acting like she’s not a loser because she got one gold medal. No, no I won. I’m a winner. I didn’t win 75% of the time but I got gold once so that means I didn’t lose at all. Uh, no it doesn’t. You fucking lost 3 times. If you’re not first you’re last honey. I know the commercial is supposed to be kind of a joke but it kind of isn’t and Matthew Perry is 100% right. Tell us what it’s like to be a loser you loser. 3 silvers. Loss, loss, loss. We don’t want to deal with your denial.