Does This Calf Tattoo Get This Guy Laid Part Deux
The one thing I love about the Stoolies is that it doesn’t fucking matter what we put on the website somebody is going to top it. It doesn’t matter whether it’s a Beirut Table, an Optimus Prime Halloween Costume, a lump of shit or in this case a New England Calf tattoo. It a metaphor for life really. No matter how good you are at something, somebody somewhere is better. Because make no mistake about it. If calf tattoos could piss on each other this one would piss all over yesterday’s version. So once again I’m forced to ask the same question. Ladies would you suck this guys dick simply based on the tattoo?
When do you leave for vacation?
I hate white guys…
it’s legs are backwards
This probably covers up an ex-boyfriend’s name or something.
As a female, I have to say, calf tattoos on guys are completely queer.
better tattoo, but that still doen’t make it cool
Seriously EP,
When are you going to stop worrying about whether some dood is going to get is dick sucked? Ghey.
nice call on the backwards legs. you just blew this kids mind if he reads this comment section.
I know a girl who would suck this guys dick simply based on the tattoo
her name’s Gina and she lives on the North Shore…that narrows it down to about 50,000
better than the last….none the less weak.
What a douche this kid is, I bet he is that kid who has that shirt that is a combination of a red sox/celtics/patriots/bruins jeresy.
No
i have a nasty lookin skin graph on my foot/ankle.. i never thought about using that as a blow job carrot… hmm
well at least tattoos only last forever.
im going to get the new england revolution symbol tattooed on my calf and all y’all.
I think the legs are awkward looking, but are not backwards. I just tried it and I can pull off this foot arrangement.
I hate to say it but that is not that bad. It should be a t-shirt I’d buy it.
The other one sucked ass
It’s backwards per the logo TeamFingerBang.
People like this guy suck. His life only consists of New England sports. Probably not a day goes by, that he doesn’t walk away from one of his buddies and says something like “Go Sox”, or “Go Pats”. ugh.
Hey Bruschi.. you got my fucking taxes done yet???? tick fucking tock
I thought the superfans at BC were bad, shit, they’re nothing compared to these fag tattoos…
you’re fuckin out
It only gets him laid if he’s in line at Kelly’s Roast Beef.
Ah
I’ll ask it again … WHO THE HELL GETS A TATTOO ON THEIR CALF?!?!
only the kelly’s at revere beach
Fags and Message boarders.
this fat bastard..
I hope the Boston Blazers wins the who gives a shit bowl this year this muthafucka is gonna get inked up!!! B-BLAZERS 4 LIFE!!!
i think its a fake. notice how there is no hair on the area with the “tattoo.” must have some pretty artistic friends to draw this one up a day after the first
The only thing that could save this tattoo….a BC eagle right on that patrichaun’s shoulder
tapout21 said: { Apr 14, 2009 – 05:04:35 }
People like this guy suck. His life only consists of New England sports. Probably not a day goes by, that he doesn’t walk away from one of his buddies and says something like “Go Sox”, or “Go Pats”. ugh.
And your name is Tapout? Give me a break dude… You guys are the worst with your TapOut and Affliction shirts.
stinky where the fuck have you been???
here brady.. just have to act like an adult for a while… motherfucking users… have i missed any “what can’t the japaneese do” type posts?
several….
great… oh well, probably would have gotten the ban stick anyway.. thrown any kids of a bridge lately?
Any numbnuts who say the feet are backwards have never seen the Celtics logo.
This calf tattoo totally shits on yesterday’s
http://tiny.cc/CO8x4
Nothing screams “cut off my leg and send it to my mother for some big time $$$” like this piece of fucking art.
» stinkydial said: { Apr 14, 2009 – 05:04:22 }
great… oh well, probably would have gotten the ban stick anyway.. thrown any kids of a bridge lately?
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No….but I am going to Bermuda next week WITHOUT them. Grammy and Grampy may do some bridge throwing….so I got that going for me……
Chet Lazarus likes all four of these teams, but the only thing more homosexual than this tattoo would be a tattoo on his lower back that said “Clearance: 8″ or bigger” with an arrow pointing down.
Sexy sexy.. yummy yummy
It a metaphor for life really.
What is that, Manny talk?
2nd worst tattoo I’ve ever seen.
» longpolelax01 said: { Apr 14, 2009 – 05:04:17 }
It’s backwards per the logo TeamFingerBang.
you sure about that? the feet might be a little off but backwards
http://images.google.com/images?oe=UTF-8&sourceid=navclient&gfns=1&q=boston%20celtics%20logo&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi
It’s funny how HenryMeinholz just shits on everything under the sun.
Oh wait…no it isn’t.
Shouldnt you be fellating B Luc on the message board?
Where do you find the time to gobble hog and be a good guy on the Island.. at the same time..
Oh wait.. You dont.
I bet he can do a mean STANKY LEG
TJ0116 ~You’re an idiot. Before you get a tattoo, you shave. I don’t have a tattoo & even I know that.
To the question at hand:
In terms of whether he’d pull ass soley based upon this tat? No, but I give him points for creativity over last week’s.
What does have to be taken into account is the evidence presented: the meaty, man-child calf.
This evidence suggests he probably has bigger tits than me and hasn’t gotten any tang in quite some time. Which, in turn makes him pretty desperate & willing to probably fuck anything that walks. So, yes! He pulls ass but it pretty much has nothing to do with his tattoo, but rather his fat ass.
I think Henry’s shitting on message boarders is funny.
They’re mostly fags anyway, so I’m not bothered.
And Alabama, I think it’s the idontgiveafuck.com Bowl. I bought a 6 dollar ticket and sat on the boards the other night.
shempfscampi…if I actually wore that stuff I would feel like you actually had me. Instead, there’s a million jerkoffs just like this guy concentrated in one of the smallest states. That’s brutal.
This guys tattoo would prevent me from sucking his dick. Laaaaame
Loser. Maybe he can suck his own dick?