Does This “Call Me Maybe” Business Card Get This Guy Laid?
I guess it’s kind of clever. But if you’re gonna pull this move you have to write it on a napkin in the spur of the moment. That would be funny and it may get your dick sucked. This I feel like is more likely to land you in the friend zone or expose you as a gayball. Because I just don’t see any straight male doing this. It takes too much thought and effort beforehand. Almost a turnoff that you’re trying too hard or trying to prove you aren’t a homosexual.
Glad to know there’s one guy out there you wouldn’t fuck
That’s Matt’s hand, right?
Pres, why the fuck arent you down south playing golf and not fuckin young chicks?
Hey Pres, I know you’re building an empire and all that and I guess I can deal with the “The Wide Pant Leg” but can we knock off the giant fucking Pepsi bomb? It doesn’t make me want to drink it–pass that along to the Pepsi ‘tards too. Thanks.
Too calculated. I don’t mind the business card play, but it has to be a serious card. Ruined with a pop song. This will probably work better 5 years from now than it would today.
And whats up with that fork and beer mug? Is that implying that you would like to eat something and brink beer with the recipient?
I don’t give anyone my business card, I don’t want the target to know my real name.
Fuck you Pres, you’re just jealous that I came up with it first. And I’m so not a gayball.
it’s lame. And screams desperate. Because every girl who gets it will realize that douchebag printed 1000 of these and has them scattered to every girl with a half decent face and nice rack.
My god….is that a watermark?!
i just assumed he passed it out to guys. No straight male does this
Stro that’s why you go
To vista print and get one made up that says you have you private pilots license and you own a publishing company and so on and so on. The business card works if done right but this is stupid. All the girl is going to think is how many other girls got this card too. Epic fail
as a girl, i’m with tornopen on this one. i would actually make a point to not only not fuck this guy, but ensure that any female who values my critique does not fuck this guy either.
If it gets the guy laid even just once, it’s successful.
If he’s still in college I bet this card cleans up. I mean, if dames are fucking bros in neon pink hats, sneakers, and tank tops that say “Fuck Bitches” then I don’t think its a stretch to say they’ll put out for a business card.
@Numero share a needle?
blackdude =’s smokestooli
@stro You know it.
this made me think of American Psycho when they are sitting around comparing who has the illest business cards. if i was a chick and some dude handed me this i would run away as fast as possible, not in the mood to get chain-sawed to huey lewis and the news soundtrack thanks.
shit works bro not a business card though
You have to close out an expensive ($100+) tab at the bar and keep the receipt.
Then on the back, just write “this is crazy, but here’s my number, so call me maybe” no punctuation marks or anything. The last thing you wanna do is try too hard like this fruit loop above. Guaranteed that business card never left his right hand….
@dogballs mcgillicuddy — getting laid isn’t that hard.
It’s finding someone you can tolerate for the long term that is difficult (and who will tolerate you).
Torn open it’s not about how much of you they can tolerate. I have never had a girl leave me I always do the leaving. They are all crazy, life is about figuring out how much crazy you can deal with
@davemacinnh — well that the point. Getting laid is easy, especially with online dating and shit.
BTW, a lot of people will act like assholes hoping to get dumped, so they don’t have to do it. They will push it to the limit to see how nasty, rude and shitty they can act until someone is fed up. So I am sure some of those girls might have been heartbroken when you dumped then, some of them were already fucking someone else and just seeing how much cunt behavior they could get away with before you manned up and dumped them.
Either way, this business card thing is lame and stupid. Only a pig would fall for it, but then again a pig would fall for a free drink and a compliment.
So I didn’t know this was a song until I read @Number Two’s comment. I looked it up. Verdict… this is definitely gay.
my girl’s friend from back home has a pretty funny one. Just says his name at the top, then “…that’s who” and his number. keep it simple. not sure of the amount of success it has though. it’s funny, but i wouldn’t do it.
wow this is desperate
“Almost a turnoff that you’re trying too hard or trying to prove you aren’t a homosexual.”
….by referencing a super-gay pop song targeting the 13 year old girl demographic?
This is the most baffling thing I’ve ever seen. Isn’t this song like kidz bop?! as in, the only girls you would pick up using the reference are 15 year olds? having a printed ordered business card with the sole purpose of giving to girls strikes me as the most desperate freshmen frat pledge move in the history of picking up chicks.
Only have a business card if you are in business, I think that’s a solid rule
stan, that song came on at a party i was at on saturday, and most of the people there were 21, 22. place went fucking BANANAS, more so than for any other song that night. chicks, dudes…everyone was rocking the fuck out. i even had to do the half-hearted head nod so as not to look like a total weirdo and be the one guy sulking in the middle of the crowd. these kids are beyond help with that shit.
Hey smokestooli shut the fuck up and grab me another beer. No 1 on this site let alone the world values a woman’s opinion u fat dumb cunt.