Does This Look Like A Couple Where The Wife Is Allergic To Her Husband’s Sperm?

News.com - JULIE Boyde’s wedding night was ruined when she discovered she was allergic to her husband Mike’s sperm.  The couple had been lovers for two years before they got married and decided to have unprotected sex for the first time on their wedding night.  Almost immediately the bride was in unbearable pain. She found out it was because of Mike’s sperm.  Mike, 27, and Julie, 26, from Ambridge, Pennsylvania, started going out while at university and became engaged two years later, finally having a dream wedding in 2005. They wanted to consummate their union on their wedding night.  “Before we were always very careful and used protection – this time we didn’t,’ said Julie, 26. “We figured, “we’re married, if we get pregnant, we get pregnant”.  “Pretty much right after I knew something was not right because I was in a lot of pain.  “The pain that I was feeling was inside, like somebody sticking needles up inside of me like a real painful burning.  ”It was really scary.”  “On a scale of one to ten, it’s pretty much ten,” she said, describing the pain.  In short, Julie’s body attacks Mike’s sperm and makes it inactive.  The couple have started adoption proceedings to start their family.  The couple are featured in a documentary, Strange Sex, on the ABC in the US. 

See this is precisely why I always tell bitches that you need to have unprotected sex right away.  Because what if shooting my load into you hurts?    Like then what?    We’re probably just not made for each other right?    So you might as well figure that out sooner rather than later.  I mean yeah this guy is trying to act like a hero here by sticking with his wife but  make no mistake about it.  He is just counting the days till he can leave and it wouldn’t be blamed on his lethal sperm.   Because what’s the point of dating somebody or marrying somebody that you can’t fuck bareback?  Like isn’t that why God invented the pill and going steady in the first place?