Does This Look Like Any Of My Former Employees Giving A Blowjob?
So somebody sent me a link today of a chick giving a blowjob saying I’d recognize the person in the video. I almost didn’t even click on it because I get sent a ton of shit like this and it’s never true. But guess what? I honestly can’t tell with this one. No joke I’ve been studying this thing like the Zapruder Film for the past 3 hours and still can’t tell. At one point I was 99.9% sure it was Jenna Marbles. Now I just don’t know what to think. I’m almost positive she had that same exact earring pattern. Plus it sounds exactly like her. Looks exactly like her. On the flip side she definitely doesn’t have a four leaf clover tattoo. But who knows? Maybe she just put that in there to throw people off the scent. Honestly I wouldn’t put anything past her at this point. This could all be part of her master plan. Just scratching ,clawing, blowing and getting jizzed on on her way to the top of the internet pyramid. Either way I will say if this. If that’s not her than she has basically an identical twin running around doing porn because this other girl looks exactly and I mean exactly like her.
What do people think? Vote 1 for it’s totally her and 10 for no chance. Not sure how anybody will be able to say conclusively though. Me, Sales guy and everybody I know who knew her legitimately couldn’t figure it out.
(1,629 votes, average: 4.82 out of 10)
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not her but still hilarious
Bro if you need a good libel lawyer, I can hook a brutha up.
looks like nothing like her. you bitter she has 20 times the twitter followers than you.
This seems like a bad idea somehow
^ i agree with this guy
Someone call Robert Kardashian we’re gonna need some magic to keep Pres out of jail on this one
And by Robert Kardashian I mean the guy who got Casey Anthony off because I’ve just been informed Robert Kardashian has been dead for many years.
if baby dick didn’t get you in legal trouble then there’s no way this will, god damn teflon jew. Also this chick is at least two points hotter than jenna
Definitely not her, but for a split second I thought Hayden Panettiere’s career had really gone in the crapper.
P.S. Did Jenna piss you off recently? Is that the reason why for this post?
the stoolie legal eagles are the best. Sue him for saying a girl in a porn looks like Jenna Marbles! SUE HIM!
You bitter, unfunny jealous Frisbee head. Your life must literally be awful.
Typical amateur hour on this site. Of course that’s not her for many reasons, the least of which is her on record as saying she’s never been motivated to get a navel piercing.
The best part of Jenna’s dominance over her former employer is not her YouTube sponsorship or her 2,000,000 subscribers to her YouTube channel or her 908,000 likes on Facebook (compared to Boston Barstool’s paltry 77,000) … it’s the fact that she hasn’t mentioned a word about BSS or Portnoy since she pwned his ass in a Stoollala blog post last April. It’s almost as if that part of her life never happened.
Yet a week or a month can’t go by without Portnoy bringing her up. Real Tastemaker swagger, indeed.
Fact: If you say “pwned” you are a total loser.
http://www.google.com/trends?q=barstool+sports%2C+jenna+marbles … It’s not your fault Pres.
i was about to rag on bigtuna but pres beaat me to it.
pres your either high on meth or strung out on the tebow tramua weed straight out of denver shit fire i hear
And no one is going to address the fact that faux jenna marbles is giving the worst blow job in the history of man?
^really? Anyone with a humor iq beyond a 12 year old girl would only slightly pay attention to her in the hopes she might get desperate and show her rack. That being said I don’t think this is her but feel free to post more link of porn that looks slightly like her.
I assumed everyone else was right and it wasn’t her…. But checked for myself anyway…
Is that Manzo?
Semper Fi Marine! Making America Proud.
thank you doctor douche, was waiting for someone else to note that.
That was 100% her
well it was about as funny as her youtube videos so it could be her.
Real question: did she swallow the marbles?
idk. i think it really could be from back in her softball days when she had some more meat on her….a shamrock tat would make sense cause shes irish/from boston….same lines in her face ..woiuldnt consider them dimples idk….exact same voice and little noise she makes before she speaks…same eyes…idk im saying its her but who knows…either way, she seems like shes fuckin wasted, and that blowjay looks almost painful.
damn, the voice is dead on but def not her. this girl is hotter and her eyes are a normal distance apart. this is a cold blooded post either way pres. i predict regret in the morning after you sober up.
@craig richards bss is still more popular in the us, no one gives a fuck if Jenna marbles is more popular in Canada
“Def not her”….Really bro? Anyone who say’s that didn’t watch the above video
I think it looks exactly like her. At the beginning when she says she is floating it sounds just like her…. this is gonna get good
OH PLEASE!!! The horse-faced, lopsided-eyed Jenna could NEVER anywhere near this hot.
Probably not, but I’ve always wanted to see her titties and this will suffice
His dick is almost as big as yours EP
Big Jenna fan, huh RobertGOrr?
I love people saying I shouldn’t have posted this. So somebody sends you a link that you legit can’t tell if it’s her or not and you wouldn’t post it? Get the fuck out of here.
Pres knows just what he’s doing, I’d bet money this one is up over 200+ comments by the end of business tomorrow.
I’m always torn on the Jenna vs. Pres argument. It’d be like if Adam Sandler and Dave Chappelle got into a feud. Jenna is Sandler pumping out piles of shit every week that are somehow popular with the masses, and Pres is Chappelle picking his spots but maintaining his cred.
Do you say Jenna wins because she’s more internet famous, or Pres wins because he doesn’t make me want to gouge my eyes out with fucktacularly bad videos?
^spot on about pres trolling his own readership
fuck what i said before, great idea posting this video. btw, I think her teeth are too straight to be jenna.
but yeah, i’d have to say i’d rather make one 4 minute video a week as opposed to writing 57 bieber blogs a week.
Only Jenna could give a blowjob as annoying as this one.
I vote yes.
Pres – this is hilarious. No way it’s her. But I clicked with a little hope that it might be. Had to post it tho, looks just like her. That’s what makes barstool great. 99% of bloggers don’t have the balls to post something like this.
Umm, you idiots actually think Pres can get sued for playing porno lookalikes on his blog? My training in law consists of hundreds of hours watching Law & Order and I can still tell you that is fucking retarded.
The petty jealous has to stop. Makes you seem even more pathetic than when you talk about banging 18 year olds you creepy old man.
After reading comments, I assumed no but seeing her it looks like her to me. She doesn’t have any fat friends that can school her on giving at least a decent header?
nevermind, definitely has the same snaggle tooth. fact.
You’re an idiot if you write this off right away. Possibility is there. Obviously we all know it’s not a current video, but 5 or 6 years ago? Very real chance. She’s much skinnier now which makes her face look slightly different (better) in this video, plus the voice is dead on. Tat could easily be a stupid stick on. I say someone posts it to her facebook. Let her own fans decide. I say it’s a strong maybe
Jealous will get you no where Portnoy. You fired her, move on now.
I smell a cunt-spiracy
And Jennagate begins…
Also, Jenna has a serious case of invisinipples.
wait i still dont get why u hate jenna marbles
its her.
Hey rexisfat, any word on whether she likes anal?
Definitely not her. If it were her Kermie woulda been in the video tossing the guy’s salad while she was doing the blowy. No rat dogs in sight therefore not even a legitimate Marbles facsimile.
Upon further review, it’s her. Play reversed. Pres is not charged a timeout.
re “I love people saying I shouldn’t have posted this.” … what if simmons found an old porn video of your wife and posted on his blog? you might be pissed. a little. just saying. metta world peace fo life.
at about :15 the chick videotaping it says something on the lines of “move your head to the other side abby”
but i still think its her
No way that’s Jenna, chick’s hotter & has more talent. The one & only time she sucked my dick she was constantly distracted by her phone. Jenna Marbles BJ skills is equal to Manny Ramirez effort in running out a grounder to third. She should make a video with one of her gay fans on how to suck a dick. This way her demographic of fat chicks & fags will actually learn something from one of her videos.
Jenna Marbles = Rebecca Black (who the fuck knows why there popular)
El Pres = Andy Kaufman (If you’re not laughing, then you don’t get it)
same crooked teeth, same voice, same face… someone get a shot/shot
This post is all part of the shtick used on this site. All done for clicks. Whether it’s purposeful bad spelling/grammar, phrase butchering (“mind bottling”), inane jokes (“spit out my coffee…”), or masturbation-by-blog-entry (“too old for awesome hair?”). Anybody that actually lets any of that bother them just feeds the Portnoy bank account. To his everlasting credit. I don’t hate it in the least.
The beauty here is that his Jenna posts now ride her coattails instead of vice versa during Jenna’s early days.
I didn’t think you could be a more petty douche bag. I guess I was wrong.
it would be one thing if jenna quit and went and did all her videos and shit, but she didn’t she was let go. And she has never talked shit about the stool
but her videos are still annoying as fuck. viva la stool.
@bobbyorr, you jealous bro? And for the spelling & grammar police, it should have been they’re in my last comment.
vinted2k, where in his comment did he even hint at jealousy?
i love how everyone is giving EP shit. its his blog – he can write about and libel whoever the fuck he wants. he’s not a reporter for the globe you retards.
bobby orr – piss off you hyped up cunt. total backtrack from your first comment. you running PR for jenna from regan communications or something?
it really could be her….can’t wait to see this play out.
jenna marbles is not funny and i hate when i see people wearing those stupid fucking turtle backpacks
just watched it again – no chance its her. still funny tho – and i’m sure your wife/family are proud of this one.
bobbygorr is still a douche.
@brickkilledaguy You’re absolutely right..it is his blog and he can write and libel whoever the fuck he wants. That doesn’t mean he can’t get sued for it you fucking mook. And yea, not sure this isn’t her. Fapped either way.
Watched it again, not her. And bobbygorr sucks.
she better give better head than that. wtf
of course he can get sued – anyone can sue anyone. will he be liable for damages? doubtful. he never said it was her. said it could be her. im no lawyer but correct me if im wrong here.
i’m talking about all the idiots who act like its out of line to bring jenna up for some reason. its like the commenters/writers over at deadspin when the erin andrews video surfaced. never seen a bigger bunch of holier than thou dbags.
I bet it is her, Pres knows it for a fact, and he just posted it like this to play dumb for when she cusses him out for publicizing it. Like a few people said, it could have been from college when she was bigger which throws the looks off. Next, anybody who thinks Pres can’t hold a candle to Jenna popularity wise or business wise is a fucking idiot. If you say he’s acting like a scorned ex lover, maybe, but that’s about it. Who do you think is making more money, the girl who has two million youtube subscribers or the guy who is selling hundreds of thousands of tickets to college students for 30 bucks a clip to dance with glow sticks? Get a clue.
^ a brick killed bobbyGorr
Also as a FYI to everyone, my virus detector software went berserk when I clicked the video link, so for anyone who doesn’t have Macafee, Norton or something of the like, I’d pass.
definitly her. can tell by the awful voice in the beginning. saul, your a porn expert, please weigh in.
well im gonna go fucking cum everywhere and jenna marbles is sitting down crying somewhere in a dark alleyway. Vivavavavava la STooooooooooL
1manwolfpack, Im gonna go with Jenna on that one. You make a shitload of money off of ads and view counts on youtube and she does it consistently. And as for jewbag, well lets see he has to pay for the venues, he has employees to pay, and above all that he sinks his money into shitty t-shirt ideas. Now you tell me who’s more successful?
idk why everyone is saying its not her. it 100% is her. she even talks like jenna
douchebag nailed it… the only things worse than that blowjob- the city of philadelphia and matt ryan’s playoff “effort” today, i’d still hit that, and that’s so jenna.
Can someone help me out here? I’ve pretty much read Barstool Boston and all the subsidiary sites (including StoolLaLa) for a couple of years now. I remember when StoolLaLa was shut down, and the “goodbye” post from Jenna.
I guess my question is… what happened to create such animosity between Jenna & Pres? Did I miss something? Granted, I don’t follow Jenna Marbles youtube shit or whatever it is she does. Was there some serious fallout the one day I happened to not follow the stool?
PS: I say 40% chance that’s her
PPS: Atleast I have the balls to admit I check this site religiously multiple times a day…unlike the majority of you clowms
Pres thinks he made her career. She thinks he had nothing, or little, to do with it. They clashed over this issue. Her last post on StoolLaLa passively aggressively brought it to the forefront, and Pres handled it like the immature biatch we all know and love. Also, that is her and the beej is so bad I can’t even jerk off to it. What a shame.
Get over it bro. She is going to be your typical Hollywood wash up in less than a year
instantly got a boner and then proceeded to jerk off….TWICE!
Incredible….you posted a ripped porn video of a blond and suggested that it’s Marbles. Looks like I might have to start my own blog. The 75% of commenters that said this chick looks/sounds like Marbs are fucking idiots. I shouldn’t even be writing this b/c I’m just getting EP one comment closer to whatever his goal is. I’m out….heading to youporn – all of the blowjobs and none of the retarded commentary…..when I find the real Marbles video I’ll send it this way
this girl is pretty hot but she CANNOT suck dick at all man…if she had to suck dick to stay alive she would have been dead 8 years ago.
not her, this is Love Abbie
http://www.freeones.com/html/l_links/Love_Abbie/
by Evil One on January 8, 2012 at 11:04 pm
His dick is almost as big as yours EP
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Leave it up to a Canucks fan to focus on cock.
by Evil One on January 8, 2012 at 11:04 pmHis dick is almost as big as yours EP——————————————————-
Well that was a weird statement.
dannyvee, i’m impressed. 100% love abbie
Worst blowjob ever
Everyone keeps saying that she can’t suck a dick — but there’s more to life than sucking a dick, fella’s. Have you seen her ass-play qualities?? Outstanding!
Goddamn virus on that link. PORTNOY!!! *KAHN!!!!
Of course that’s not her for many reasons, the least of which is her on record as saying she’s never been motivated to get a navel piercing.
Congrats RobertGOrr. You win the gayest comment award – in the history of this site.
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@vinted2k
Portnoy is like andy kaufman? I guess I can see that, awkward, not tremendously funny, overrated and finally, and hopefully, died young.
DetroitRed wins comment of the thread in my opinion.
worst blow job ever, I hope it’s not her for just that point alone.
I hope its her that would be great. As for the bj let’s face it. Bj’s are like pizza even the bad ones are good
If any of you fags defend Jenna, then you are even more gay than you were yesterday.
Oh wow – 2m Facebook followers! Who gives a shit? 1.99m are chicks who think she is funny. Did you see the video where she is humping rocks?
when i click the link it takes me to a page with for possiblities none of which are a BJ scene. What is the actual name of the clip
NOT HER, but check out last year’s SmokeShow brackets for the entry from Westfield State. dead ringer.
http://www.love-abbie.com/vidhosteds/videos/abbie001.wmv
If Jenna’s face was better, this is what she’d look like. Sadly she’s kinda gross looking in real life.
Also at the 54 second mark in the video you can clearly see a four leaf clover tat on her left shoulder. That’s a dead giveaway that this ain’t Jenna.
I can’t believe somebody tried to argue with my statement that Pres makes significantly more money than Jenna by saying that Jenna has ads all over her Youtube channel which Youtube pays her for. Take a look around you man. See that little Jaguar symbol in the bottom lefthand corner of your screen? People, man…
I will fall on a grenade here for the stoolies. Let me take jenna marbles back to my fuck palace and find out for sure, then I can report back and confirm or deny if it is the case.
Last I checked the stupid cunt didn’t give credit to Viva La Stool for becoming popular. Firable offense. Damn this broad really does look like her.
I can’t believe some of you are so focused on pres vs slut bag when there’s porn to be watched… Jenna or not Jenna, bad BJ or not I’d let the little slut polish my cock until it was so chromed out I could see my reflection in it!
Am i the only that noticed this guy has a wedding ring on??