Does This Look Like The Face Of A Motherfucker Who Beats People Up And Then Steals Their Teeth For Fun?

 

MUNCIE — Here’s a tip if you find yourself in conflict with Yorktown resident Robert Henry Stahl.Keep your mouth shut. For the second time in seven months, Stahl — a former tavern owner and onetime candidate for Delaware County sheriff — has been convicted of battery in a case that saw him yank false teeth from the mouth of his victim. Victim Robert E. Hollars, 50, told authorities “Stahl then ran up to me while my wife and I were sitting on our motorcycle, grabbed my head, and was trying to jam his thumb into my mouth with his other hand on the other side of my mouth trying to get my mouth open, telling me to give him my (expletive) teeth.” Hollars said Stahl was able to pry his mouth open and then extracted a partial dental plate, in the process breaking the device and also chipping three of the victim’s teeth.Four weeks later, on Nov. 12, Stahl pleaded guilty to another misdemeanor battery charge, this one resulting from his removal of another man’s false teeth in July 2007. In that case, victim Billie Townsend, 56, told police Stahl punched him and put him in a headlock during a quarrel in a Yorktown alley, then reached into his mouth and pulled out his full set of dentures. Stahl told him, “You ain’t getting these back,” and walked off with his false teeth.

Well it looks like we found our winner for the “I Don’t Fuck Around Award” of the week. I mean it’s one thing to beat mothefuckers up, but to rip their false teeth out and keep it as prize? That’s when you know somebody means business. It would be on thing if this guy needed the teeth, but he doesn’t.  He just hangs them on his wall like a trophy or something. And this is precisely why I don’t fight guys who were in Nam. They’ll fuck your shit up so bad you won’t even know what happened. You’ll just be sitting there toothless crying in your soup wondering what happened.  

PS – I have no idea whether this guy was really in Vietnam or not but at the same time is there really any doubt?

elpresidente   |  Random Thoughts   |  06/16/09, 12:52 pm    | 

24 People have left comments on this post



» jumboman72 said: { Jun 16, 2009 - 12:06:47 }

ahahaha this guy is the FUCKING MAN!!!

» TeamFingerBlast said: { Jun 16, 2009 - 12:06:54 }

John Locke needs to chill out.

» woodyswindycity said: { Jun 16, 2009 - 01:06:43 }

I would’ve bit Fred Mertz’s fingers off if he tried that shit on me.

» mdctmp said: { Jun 16, 2009 - 01:06:40 }

Definitely a tough motherfucker if he was in Nam when he was 10.

» tarian09 said: { Jun 16, 2009 - 01:06:46 }

thats my uncle… hes not a bad guy, you just cant say the wrong shit to him

» TheSeniorsenator said: { Jun 16, 2009 - 01:06:13 }

His is just repo ing the teeth for dentists.

Kinda like Dog the bounty hunter

» Boston Geoff said: { Jun 16, 2009 - 01:06:02 }

Rule one of fight club if a mofo sticks his fingers in Your mouth u bite them the FUCK OFF!!!

» mark bellhorn still sucks said: { Jun 16, 2009 - 01:06:32 }

I would pay good money to watch him fight Mr. CooL ICE….

» tjluke001 said: { Jun 16, 2009 - 01:06:34 }

Get this guy to be the host of your next BSS Party (If his parole officer allows him to cross state lines).

» ilovefarts said: { Jun 16, 2009 - 01:06:44 }

Jumboman, I would love to beat you up and rip your teeth out!

» Exodus Tyson said: { Jun 16, 2009 - 01:06:27 }

ilovefarts said: { Jun 16, 2009 – 01:06:44 }
Jumboman, I would love to beat you up and rip your teeth out!

I second that

» tj douchmandzadeh said: { Jun 16, 2009 - 01:06:13 }

If you’re from Indiana, it should be no suprise something like this happened in Muncie. This is par for the course in Muncie.

» jumboman72 said: { Jun 16, 2009 - 01:06:54 }

hahaha settle down ilovefarts and exodus. both u litle pussies need to just shut ur cock cravign mouths and go back to playing hide the pickle with each other. haha in all honesty, can u 2 blow each other anymore?? HAHAHA

» Sgt. Jim Davis Army Ranger said: { Jun 16, 2009 - 01:06:10 }

Mother fuckers got some swagger

» ilovefarts said: { Jun 16, 2009 - 01:06:05 }

Hey Jumbo, Exodus and I never talk, all we do is make fun of you. We have a respect for each other towards the hatred of you.
Now go fist yourself.

» jumboman72 said: { Jun 16, 2009 - 01:06:36 }

awww big talk pussboy. calm down kiddo, its ok if ur dad finds out u and exodus blow each other. he;s just as big a faggot bitch as you.

» Exodus Tyson said: { Jun 16, 2009 - 01:06:15 }

Jumbo, you know you did this to yourself. When you came to this website and just wrote your mumbo-jumbo bullshit of curse words and talked shit to everyone…bottom line Jumbo lose some weight you fat fuck, or do us a favor go off your self you cumrag

» jumboman72 said: { Jun 16, 2009 - 01:06:45 }

hey great comments u faggot joke. didnt talk shit to anyone though. in fact, ur dumb ass talked shit to me asshole. so shut ur cum guzzling mouth, go fuck ur mother, and continue having fun swapping jizz with ilovefarts.

» ilovefarts said: { Jun 16, 2009 - 01:06:52 }

Thats it Jumbo I have had it with you. My sons Tball team does not do shit like you do! Bottom line is your annoying to this post, either submit some good shit or take a hike. None of this sucking cock bullshit, if your going to make fun of us, do it with humor, dont act like you do! Smartin up.

» Pattyb said: { Jun 16, 2009 - 01:06:17 }

“Hey pres, can you ban tyson? He keeps picking on me”-jumboman

» jumboman72 said: { Jun 16, 2009 - 01:06:46 }

calm down pussy. what is “smartin up” by the way. hope ur son doesnt grow up to be as big a dumbass failure as you faggot.

» jumboman72 said: { Jun 16, 2009 - 01:06:03 }

hahaha its a 3 way circle jerk!! BAHHHHHAHAHA this is HILARIOUS!! HAHAHA

» Exodus Tyson said: { Jun 16, 2009 - 01:06:08 }

no 3 way circle jerk, just more and more people hating your existince, i am sure there are more out there

» Gsweezy said: { Jun 17, 2009 - 09:06:35 }

Atleast this guy has a hobby

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