Does This Look Like The Face of A 21 Year Old Playing Pee Wee Football?
TAMPA – A 21-year-old man impersonated a 14-year-old by playing in a youth football league and attempted to enroll at a Hillsborough County Middle School, according to league and school district officials. Julious Threatts, 21, used the name Chad Jordan to register and play for the Town N’ Country Packers, said Packers athletic director Ray McCloud. The Packers are made up of 13- and 14-year-olds and play in the Tampa Bay Youth Football League. Besides the forged birth certificate, McCloud said Threatts’ elaborate story included his parents died and he had moved from Seattle with his brother. There also was a lengthy e-mail from an alleged scout at the high school recruiting service Rivals.com analyzing Chad Jordan. McCloud said he believed Threatts also forged the e-mail. The e-mail, which circulated heavily among TBYFL coaches, said Chad Jordan was “a very special prospect” who “hasn’t signed” but has “offers from USC (University of Southern California), Texas and Florida.” The email included quotes and lengthy statistics. “We’re going to investigate this to the full extent.” Citrus Park Bills Athletic Director Mike Black said he hopes so, and not because Threatts scored two touchdowns in the Packers’ 35-0 victory over the Bills. Besides playing for the Packers this year, McCloud said he discovered Threatts played in another youth league last year and for the Seahawks in the TBYFL two years ago.
You know what the craziest part of this story is? The fact that this kid only scored two TD’s in the opener. I mean how many carries did this dude have? Because I guarantee you this much. If I played pop warner football when I was 21 I’d take it to the house pretty much every time you gave me the rock. Like I fucking dominated when I was 13 playing against 13 year olds so I imagine how good I would have been at age 21. Just lighting motherfuckers up left and right. I wouldn’t have needed to forge my own recruitment letters because Michigan, USC and Texas would have been in the stands every fucking game.
PS – Did I really read that Threatts played in the same league two years ago on a different team? That just proves how bad this guy must be. Seriously how do you not dominate so much that everybody knows who you are instantly? Dude is a 21 year old role player.
He probably just assumed that since he was still in the same grade as 14 year olds he would be allowed to play football with them. You know like an extended recess
Kanye says it’s George Bush’s fault.
The illiterate email probably tipped them off
Is the video supposed to be this kid in the article, if so, he SUCKS! My god, he is horrible. Like who spent time making a video of this kid when he sucks that bad.
Saw this somewhere last week and checked out that dudes youtube channel, some scary shit man, I think he is the bell of the ball in prison
Its real… you looked like you really dominated Stackpole field..But all of your highlights were against Saugus and a few runs at home… i think you just made the most of your “Scrub Time” ?
pres, you didn’t like sticking your nose up the middle much, huh? It was like a terrified sprint to the sideline every handoff.
I was wondering the same thing. At first, I thought it was supposed to be Pres’ highlight reel from Pop Warner until I saw the midnight oil arms. Then at the end, Pres and Sam Adams show up again, now I’m even more confused. Did Pres adopt a misguided Dorchester youth?
» jdubbya said: { Aug 30, 2010 – 10:08:01 }
If pres stuck his nose in the middle he’d score a touchdown everytime because that fucking honker would break the goal line from the 50
Lamar Latrell from Lambda Lambda Lambda?
The flippin’ video of the kid running is the same play everytime. If that’s a kids highlight reel I think its for the right tackle on the old Vince Lombardi ‘power sweep – right’ “Ya got a seam here and a seam here!!!”
Running back just runs scared around the croner…B.F.D.
I was thinking he’d stick out like a sore thumb. What the fuck, tiny motherfucker.