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TAMPAA 21-year-old man impersonated a 14-year-old by playing in a youth football league and attempted to enroll at a Hillsborough County Middle School, according to league and school district officials. Julious Threatts, 21, used the name Chad Jordan to register and play for the Town N’ Country Packers, said Packers athletic director Ray McCloud. The Packers are made up of 13- and 14-year-olds and play in the Tampa Bay Youth Football League. Besides the forged birth certificate, McCloud said Threatts’ elaborate story included his parents died and he had moved from Seattle with his brother. There also was a lengthy e-mail from an alleged scout at the high school recruiting service Rivals.com analyzing Chad Jordan. McCloud said he believed Threatts also forged the e-mail. The e-mail, which circulated heavily among TBYFL coaches, said Chad Jordan was “a very special prospect” who “hasn’t signed” but has “offers from USC (University of Southern California), Texas and Florida.” The email included quotes and lengthy statistics. “We’re going to investigate this to the full extent.” Citrus Park Bills Athletic Director Mike Black said he hopes so, and not because Threatts scored two touchdowns in the Packers’ 35-0 victory over the Bills. Besides playing for the Packers this year, McCloud said he discovered Threatts played in another youth league last year and for the Seahawks in the TBYFL two years ago.


You know what the craziest part of this story is? The fact that this kid only scored two TD’s in the opener.   I mean how many carries did this dude have? Because I guarantee you this much. If I played pop warner football when I was 21 I’d take it to the house pretty much every time you gave me the rock.  Like I fucking dominated when I was 13 playing against 13 year olds so I imagine how good I would have been at age 21. Just lighting motherfuckers up left and right. I wouldn’t have needed to forge my own recruitment letters because Michigan, USC and Texas would have been in the stands every fucking game.

PS – Did I really read that Threatts played in the same league two years ago on a different team? That just proves how bad this guy must be. Seriously how do you not dominate so much that everybody knows who you are instantly? Dude is a 21 year old role player.