FRANKLIN, Ohio - A Franklin woman is behind bars for allegedly impersonating a teenage boy in order to have a sexual relationship with a 16-year-old girl. Springboro police Sgt. Bob Marchiny says 31-year-old Patricia Dye of Franklin used the alias Matt Abrams as the girl’s boyfriend, and that the girl did not know Dye was a woman. Warren County prosecutor’s spokesman Matt Nolan says Dye had sexual conduct with the girl. Police say she was pretending to be a 14-year-old boy and took the girl, who had run away from home, to the motel. Dye lists the motel as her address, according to police.

Wait a minute. Is this newstation serious? This isn’t a fucking real story! How dumb can you be? It’s a scene from Just One of the Guys. Classic 80′s movie. Even had Billy Zabka in it. How can you fuck that up? Although now that I think about it the chick in that movie wasn’t a lesbian so maybe it is different? Hmm interesting. Either way can I ask the million dollar question here? How long after hooking up with this lady did the 16 year old chick realize her boyfriend was a girl? Like when she didn’t have a penis? Is that what finally gave it away?

As a side note kind of strange that this lady would pretend to be a 14 year old boy right when going after 16 year old chicks right? Why not be like the bad boy 21 year old kid who can drive and smoke and shit? That seems like a quicker route to nail down some pussy right?