Syracuse, N.Y. – A bank robber was quickly captured Monday morning when he returned to Alliance Bank — the scene of the crime — after discovering the teller had not given him the full $20,000 he had demanded, Syracuse police said.Arthur Bundrage, 28, of 306 Kinne St., East Syracuse, was charged with fourth-degree grand larceny. He is being held in the Onondaga County Justice Center pending arraignment in Syracuse City Court.

I’m so happy this dude got caught. So happy. The worst people in the world are those who complain like this. People who send their food back or return clothes that don’t fit or that shit. The absolute worst. If you leave the house, you’re taking a risk. You’re not allowed to complain for one second. If you don’t want your steak undercooked, do it yourself. If you want your clothes customized, make them yourself. And if you don’t want the bank teller to gyp you then get a job and earn the money yourself. And if that’s too much to ask then at least count your money before you walk out the door. Just lazy not to.