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Somebody Better Put This Chick On Suicide Watch Today
This Girl Was A Bomb That Pauly D Did Not Have The Code To Decipher
Bravo Jersey Shore! Bravo! Yes, it’s official. Jersey Shore is the best show on television. Like last night was probably the funniest half hour of television I’ve ever seen in my life. Yeah I know it’s an hour show but whenever Ronnie, JWoww, Vinny or Sammi Sweatheart get air time I’d rather kill myself then watch it. But the second The Situation gets involved it’s liquid gold. Like fuck everybody else in the house. Well maybe not Snooki and Pauly D, but make no mistake who pays the bills. Without the Situation this show is an unmitigated disaster. With him it’s appointment television.
Now I know everybody wants to talk about the punch. Well unfortunately it will have to go down as probably the most overhyped incident of all time. MTV basically put a black box on the screen when it happened and then they had some message at the end about how it’s not okay to punch chicks in the face. Hey thanks MTV. Way to really protect women and show your compassionate side. But just as a heads up the chick who The Situation and Pauly D absolutely demolished probably killed herself today. Nice job with that. And yes I think 99% of bitches would rather get punched in the face by some scumbag dude rather than be called busted on national television. Just saying….
The dude that punched Snooki looked REALLY coked up.
This show sucks, Staten Island sucks, MTV sucks and judging by all of the people watching this show, our society sucks. Did I cover everything? This is like that movie “Idiocracy” put into real life.
I agree with Quann 100% Show is awful and as gay as Lambert
who would watch this when there was a great football game last night. Jags should have won that game.
Agreed, great game last night. As much as I hate Peyton, the guy keeps coming through in the clutch this year.
“Just tell your boyfried they were playin’ house music, he will understand”
Situation was on fire last night- chicks in a convertible, was a natural reflex to go over and talk to them- why
I have this saved on DVR–can’t wait to watch. Situation and Paulie D remind me of Sean and Cyrus back in the day on the Real World Beantown when they used to bring ho’s home every episode. Good times.
stiles & quann, we get it you guys like sports, now go blow eachother elsewhere
I really can’t stand how they start off the first 5 minutes of the show replaying shit from the last episode, and start previewing the punch scene at the first commercial break. If they had cut this show down to a 1/2 hour it would be the best television of all time.
Quann, great Idiocracy reference. As a nation we’re probably 20 years from that anyways, so these clowns at the Jersey Shore are just ahead of the curve.
I didn’t realize how many fags on here still watched MTV. Sports must get in the way of reading US Weekly and Cosmo for you guys?
Chill out Freckles McGee and She’s a grenade…two solid lines from The Situation
I also want to know more details of this fight. First, I have never in my life let 3 random dudes hang around me and girls at a bar. Second, if I did, they would not be stealing my shots. Maybe it’s different when you’re juice head guidos and don’t actually drink when you go out because you’re busy fistpumping.
Quann…you’re the man. So baddass and tough. I’ll admit that nearly every MTV show sucks, but Jersey Shore is hilarious and is nothing close to US Weekly or Cosmo. Stop jerking off to Sport Illustrated, get over yourself, and watch some of the most entertaining television MTV’s had to offer in a while.
Quann,
Are you related to mr pickett?
Jersey shore is dynamite baby
seriously stiles and quann, did you really expect sports articles at barstool SPORTS? This site was way cooler a couple years ago
Jersey Shore is incredible. Quann mix in a DVR buddy, pretty easy to watch both that and the game and still be in bed by midnight.
the situation must be like 40 years old right?
Haha, I love it when a bunch of you online losers get offended because I’m attacking your precious MTV “reality” show. I think a good twist would be to have a tsunami of some sort, hit the house and wipe out every last one of them.
Jconnolly, it’s good to know some stoolies have a brain.
Sixburgh, I’d rather watch Roethlisberger fellate Hine Ward (which probably happens in the Steelers locker room anyways) than watch this idiotic show.
you gotta love the fighting the beat thing…classic
» Quann said: { Dec 18, 2009 – 11:12:59 }
Sixburgh, I’d rather watch Roethlisberger fellate Hine Ward (which probably happens in the Steelers locker room anyways) than watch this idiotic show.
Thats gay
The show sucks. Get over it. If you can wait till summer you can go to Waterclub and watch them in person. This isn’t some new thing, these fuckin muscleheads have been acting like this for as long as I can remember. If the chicks were more attractive I would probably be able to stand it a little more but they all have tons of makeup and tawk like “trash-bags”
best show on television
The Situation looks a lot like Pauly Shore
Quann … Online losers? You have posted on this comment section 5 times. Pot, kettle?
Quann is a broken record. Love the this was better 2 years ago comments. Was that when I blogged 3 times a day about the Hills?
hey at least the Hills had hot chicks
This show is pure comedy. I wish it were 5 hours instead of just 1, with 40 commercials.
Quann takes it in the face.
“hey at least the Hills had hot chicks”
Yeah so does http://www.xhamster.com. If I want to tug my dick to something, it will be that.
Soap operas have hot chicks too you fucken dink.
Sorry I don’t catch many soaps. I always wind up at this job thing all day. And attractive women sell. Not disgusting trashy broads named “snookie”.
Not everyone immediately starts touching themselves when they see hot chicks you freak
This show was made for viewers with an IQ lower than 10.
I never wrote that the site was better 2 years ago. You’ve always written about pointless, reality crap TV, why would I think it changed now El Prez?
I’ll take Always Sunny and Mad Men over this crap TV anyday.
So a fake reality TV show with “hot chicks” is OK, but a reality show with not attractive chicks is not?
Let me guess – you change it when Heidi and Spencer are on, but flip back for Audrina! She is so hot!
Jackass
No. I had no say in the matter. It was either I watch the Hills or masturbate like you do to Paulie, Ronnie, Danny, Joey, Mikey, Tony, Richie, Donnie and Petey
damn quann and bruins need a sense of humor, go blog on sosh if you dont got enough sports, quit being turbos
Hey brah, callin me a turbo is one thing but placing me with Quann…. thats just fucked up
Quann = the grenade’s boyfriend
Shut the fuck up BOSTONBRUINSHOCKEY you pedobear.
Good stuff, Mike does make the show, I think he makes no pretense that he is doing it for the cameras and uses them to his benefit, often looks right into them laughing at “the situation”. Can’t wait for Sammy and that roid guy to have their big fight, its coming…there should be a site dedicated to this show, the quotes just keep coming, I think – I am a bartender I do great things is my favorite
this show is an absolute goldmine
I’ve been commenting on here before most of you were a twinkle in your daddy’s eyes. Have some respect for your elders.
http://www.zooped.com/2009/12/04/quotes-from-mtvs-jersey-shore-episode-1/
ya welcome
Bahahaha Viking you miserable son of a bitch how are ya?
Why come here and comment with negativity? To show how cool or tough you are?
This show sucks. I like sports. I like shows with hot chicks. You live in your parents basement. I don’t post here when at work.
Seriously – go jump out a window. The Situation worked out for an hour and a half today – what did you do?
situation is working on his Fitness- quann get some friends- watch the show and make some jokes, you will find it enjoyable, until quit thumbing your own ass
Yeah, because I sit around with my friends watching MTV. Are you a teenaged girl Tuffnutz?
Its an opinion Sludgedick. I never mentioned sports did I? And If I knew stating my opinion about a reality show on MTV would hurt your feelings so bad, I wouldn’t have even bothered because clearly it doesn’t take much to make you cry. Have a good one cryface
I mean honestly who am I? I am BOSTONBRUINSHOCKEY posting a comment on a fucking website. get a grip you fuckin pussy
Cryface!!!!! Sludgedick!!!
Winner!!!!! Prez – please lock this as the funniest post ever!
You didnt mentioned sports – that wasnt directed at you needle dick. You did try to justify your manhood by watching reality shows with “hot chicks”.
(2 minutes later)
Sorry – just got back from changing my pants. I pissed myself over cryface. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!
no quann im not a teenage girl, just a normal guy like everyone else here who thinks this is hilarious, you are in the minority no need to get tough, talk to some people and they agree its funny stuff, you are a loser, dont fight it, and by reading the thread continuously you are proving my point
Tuffnutz, try a period in there every once in a while. It’ll make your comments somewhat comprehendible.
grammar comments. That is your response, you probably have a small dick too
Not a single sentence you said was even remotely funny, intelligent or true. You clearly just hop on Prez’s dick and ride it to the max. Your probably in your room whacking off to Adam Lambert and waiting to take the next mortal lock. Im done with you now
Cryface – bahahahahahahahah!!!!!!
Think this girl is swinging from a rope ?
If not I’d hit it
Anyone see the sick roundhouse Situation landed on the punching bag. That was Van Damme like. He just threw it in for no reason.
Seriously – go jump out a window. The Situation worked out for an hour and a half today – what did you do? – Sludeface that is the funniest post on the stoll today
Belichick4pres – make sure to get a haircut today. Gotta look fresh for tonight.
Quann, its pretty obvious not many people like you here. If you think the blog sucks and that all that’s on here is “pointless, reality crap TV,” then why don’t you check out another site? Such a toughguy.
Yeah Quann.
Or, watch reality shows like the Hills. According to BostonBruinsHockey, that is totally ok.
He is totally into chicks. Totally.
Christ is that bitch beat
Anyone who hates the show or doesn’t like when the Stool talks about it can simply not watch it/read it. It’s no big deal. Anyway, I was in new york two weekends ago I saw SammiSweetheart and Ronnie in a bar. Since we love the show, my brother’s wife went up to them to get a picture. They are still very much together so anyone hoping for an epic breakup followed by either of them actually being relevant on the show shouldn’t hold their breath.
What is so different from what these douchebags do than any other douchebags in this world? Typical wingman, takes the busted chick so his friend can score. For fuck’s sake, bud light created a jingle based on the wingman. These dudes just take it to another level because they insist on keeping their skin the color of shit brown, and having a haircut that was “cool” 7 years ago. From what I’m seeing neither the situation or pauly d have busted a nut because none of these chicks will give it up so I say the joke’s on them.
“The Situation worked out for an hour and a half today – what did you do?”
Line of the week right there
If you’re over the age of 18 and male, then you are a pathetic human being if you watch this show. I’m just trying to let you losers realize this.
By the way are the Minutemen the best college basketball program in New England? We’ll never know since Calhoun has pussied out on playing us for the last 5 years. What a win last night at the Garden.