Does This Look Like the Face of a Chick Who Got Invited to Fall Fest When A Helicopter Dropped A Stuffed Animal From the Sky At Midfield?
Washpo – A black helicopter hovering overhead can lead those below to become worried, scared or suspicious. But when a large aircraft positioned itself over a Prince William County high school’s football field last Wednesday afternoon, students who had just been released for the day excitedly watched as a stuffed bulldog with a red-bandanna parachute emerged.mThe big-eyed pup drifted to the turf, delivering a message from a junior boy to a senior girl: “Fall Fest?”
“He knew it was my senior year, and I’ve been asked some pretty creative ways before this,” said Victoria Burress, 17, a soccer player and kicker for the football team. “Everyone thinks that we like each other, but it’s not like that at all. It’s just unusual to be that close with a guy and to have him still do something nice for you.”Burress had gone to her car and was trying to make her way back into the building to lift weights, but she was slowed by some of her friends who were in on the act. Suddenly, her guy friend walked toward her, carrying pink roses. Everyone applauded, and the two students walked together to the football field to collect the stuffed animal, which looks like Burress’s pet bulldog, Dozer.
“Everyone thinks that we like each other, but it’s not like that at all. It’s just unusual to be that close with a guy and to have him still do something nice for you.”
That has to be the most outrageous statement in the history of mankind right? Listen Gramatica tell me you don’t like my firm, tell me you don’t like my idea, tell me you don’t like my fuckin neck tie, but don’t tell me this kid doesn’t want to stuff your brains out. Like yeah he’s close to you. That’s because he wants to be inside of you. Wake up honey. You don’t hire helicopters to drop stuffed animals from the sky unless you’re looking to get your dick sucked. You just don’t. Chicks are so fucking naive I can’t stand it.


The fat kid from varsity blues is a creative, and horny, dude.
she looks like lindsay lohan, hope she blows like her too
Fat cheeks.
they’re clearly both gay
This must be the worst recorded case of Friend Zone in history. Guy just spent his life savings on a hug.
nice grill
telling the chick to wake up? come on. you think she doesnt know this dude is madly in love with her? guy is as friendzoned as it gets
Bet she’s more athletic than you Pres.
She knows exactly what he wants, she just says she doesn’t. She’s playing dumb to avoid hurting the guy’s feelings.
Friend Zone City!
I would have dropped a stuffed gyro with a note attached that read, “Greek Fest?”
One of two things: they’re already banging, or dude just completely wasted his cash because he’s an idiot. About 99.99% sure it’s that second thing.
If this chick doesn’t at least give him a handy in the back seat of the car on the way home, then she’s a complete bitch.
i can’t put my finger on it but something about her screams penis sized clitoris.
The only way that dude is getting laid from this chick is if he grows a vagina.
@rexisfat, some of your best work yet. Kudos!
This story would make more sense if the he’s and she’s are swapped.
with an answer like that she might as well have punted him in the business.
ps: if she refuses he has to call her a cunt in front of all their friends and show up to the dance with a porn star right?
“…stuffed bulldog with a red-bandana parachute emerged” = when a girl on the varsity boys football team gets plowed during her menstrual cycle
That stupid kid named his gerbil Cinnamon Ring and told it to kennel up!
I was going to say that she looks like a poor man’s Lindsey Lohan but then I realized even a poor man can nail Lindsey Lohan with 30 dollars worth of coke.
Worse than Friendzone:
Apparently the kid’s dad is a border patrol agent and used the helicopter without permission:
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Customs-Investigates-Alleged-Use-of-Helicopter-for-Homecoming-Invitation-170124516.html
Friend Zoned like a mother fucker…. you wasted your money on the copter bro
The greek shit isn’t funny. Sorry
she should paint a bunch of footballs blue and drop them in his yard because that’s what he’s getting out of this.
Poor kid.
She was going back into the gym to lift weights. hahaha sure.