Does This Look Like the Face of a Chick Who Got Invited to Fall Fest When A Helicopter Dropped A Stuffed Animal From the Sky At Midfield?
Washpo – A black helicopter hovering overhead can lead those below to become worried, scared or suspicious. But when a large aircraft positioned itself over a Prince William County high school’s football field last Wednesday afternoon, students who had just been released for the day excitedly watched as a stuffed bulldog with a red-bandanna parachute emerged.mThe big-eyed pup drifted to the turf, delivering a message from a junior boy to a senior girl: “Fall Fest?”
“He knew it was my senior year, and I’ve been asked some pretty creative ways before this,” said Victoria Burress, 17, a soccer player and kicker for the football team. “Everyone thinks that we like each other, but it’s not like that at all. It’s just unusual to be that close with a guy and to have him still do something nice for you.”Burress had gone to her car and was trying to make her way back into the building to lift weights, but she was slowed by some of her friends who were in on the act. Suddenly, her guy friend walked toward her, carrying pink roses. Everyone applauded, and the two students walked together to the football field to collect the stuffed animal, which looks like Burress’s pet bulldog, Dozer.
“Everyone thinks that we like each other, but it’s not like that at all. It’s just unusual to be that close with a guy and to have him still do something nice for you.”
That has to be the most outrageous statement in the history of mankind right? Listen Gramatica tell me you don’t like my firm, tell me you don’t like my idea, tell me you don’t like my fuckin neck tie, but don’t tell me this kid doesn’t want to stuff your brains out. Like yeah he’s close to you. That’s because he wants to be inside of you. Wake up honey. You don’t hire helicopters to drop stuffed animals from the sky unless you’re looking to get your dick sucked. You just don’t. Chicks are so fucking naive I can’t stand it.