Lexington, S.C. – Kayla Walters-Merrian, an 18-year-old South Carolina woman was jailed Tuesday after she allegedly used her breasts to lure a group of young boys into the woods where she sexually assaulted them. According to police, Walters-Merrian exposed her breasts to three boys (ages 11-12) in an attempt to lure them into a wooded area near her home. Once the four of them were in the woods, Walters-Merrian lifted up her skirt and talked all three boys into performing sexual acts on her. The alleged sexual encounters took place on August 13 and 14.

She “talked them into it”? What a fucking negotiator this chick must be! I mean take a seat Scott Boras, step back Samuel L Jackson. Kayla Walters-Merrian is who I want on my side when going to the boardroom table. I used to think negotiations were all about leverage. Thought that if you had nothing going for you then you’d get nothing. Boy was I wrong. Kayla here convinced a couple of 11 year olds to go cougar hunting in the woods with nothing more than a set of fat tits and a silver tongue. Like Drew Rosenhaus said, a shark never sleeps.