Huffpo – A Texas woman has been arrested on charges that she impersonated a doctor in a bizarre scheme to trick a friend into engaging in a lesbian love affair and becoming her life partner. According to the arrest affidavit, Angela Buchanan contacted a longtime friend on Yahoo Messenger in March, saying she had breast cancer in 2008 and was now suffering from a pre-cancerous mass. Buchanan told her friend — a 51-year-old woman who is not identified in court documents — that she was being treated by a Lufkin-area gynecologist. Buchanan’s friend was later contacted by the doctor on Yahoo Messenger. Unbeknownst to the woman, the individual posing as “Doc” was actually Buchanan pretending to be a doctor, police said.

“[The victim] [said] that ‘Doc’ advised that the pre-cancerous mass in Buchanan’s breast could possibly be delayed or cured by an increase in certain hormone production,” the affidavit said. “‘Doc’ advised that this hormone production could be stimulated by sexual intercourse. ‘Doc’ began to recommend to [the victim] that she participate in sexual activity [with Buchanan] in order to bolster this hormone production and possibly save her friend’s life.” The victim told police she was initially reluctant, due to religious convictions, but ultimately decided to “make this sacrifice as it might benefit Buchanan’s medical condition,” the affidavit said. The nature, frequency and duration of the sex between the two women was allegedly directed by “Doc,” via Yahoo Messenger. The alleged deceit continued and, in August, Buchanan and the victim were married.According to the affidavit, Buchanan had convinced the victim to agree to the same-sex union. Buchanan allegedly told her she was involved in a child custody dispute with a former same-sex partner and their marriage would help in the legal battle. After the marriage, the victim’s daughter told her mom she suspected Buchanan was actually “Doc.” The victim then said she contacted the office of the real Lufkin doctor whose name Buchanan had allegedly used to set up the phony online “Doc” account and uncovered the rest of the scheme, police said.Questioned by police, Buchanan allegedly confessed to everything.

This bitch is CRAAAAAZZZZZY! Just flat bonkers. But you know who is crazier? This so called “victim.” Like let’s cut the shit honey. You knew the score. I mean I refuse to believe that anybody on god’s green earth can be convinced to have sex with somebody and marry them on the pretense it will cure cancer. That’s flat impossible. This lady wanted to get down and was just looking for any old excuse to do it. Like you tell me I got to fuck some hot 18 year old to save her life I’ll be like “Ok I guess I’ll be a hero and bite the bullet”…..Same thing here. She wanted that pussy. Just needed a reason to put her religious reasons aside and trick herself into not thinking she wasn’t a skank.