TSG — The 22-year-old was walking back into the United States last week from Tijuana, Mexico when a drug detection dog “alerted to a narcotic odor” emanating from her “groin area.” Kurdilla was walking arm-in-arm with James Perry, who announced, “I’m not with her” when the canine signaled interest in his female companion. Detained at a “pedestrian crossing facility” by Customs and Border Protection agents, Kurdilla was asked if she was “bringing anything from Mexico.” Despite Kurdilla’s denials, federal agents later determined that she had a condom filled with 100 grams of cocaine “within her vaginal cavity.” After being read her rights, Kurdilla admitted to drug smuggling “in exchange for compensation,” adding that the cocaine–worth several thousand dollars–belonged to Perry. In addition to the confessions, federal agents retrieved some particularly damning evidence during a search of Kurdilla’s cell phone. Text messages sent to an unknown individual left little doubt as to what Kurdilla was doing south of the border. “I’m smuggling cocaine and heroin in my coochie,” Kurdilla wrote.

This blog isn’t about the smuggling. Who cares about that? If I was a chick I’d smuggle drugs in my pussy everywhere I went. They probably catch like 1 out of every 100,000 of those. If God gave you a kangaroo pouch you’re kind of an idiot not to keep valuables in there. Pretty stupid that chicks don’t keep their cellphones and credit cards up there actually. It’s basically a built in fanny pack. Slap in the face to intelligent design if you don’t take advantage of it.

But what really irks me is this chick calling her pussy her “coochie.” It INFURIATES me when chicks do this. It’s on par with saying/spelling betch. Girls running around town calling their shit vajayjays and hoohas and coochies. Do they realize how fucking stupid and gross that is? I once had a girl tell me, I shit you not, that she “needs to shave her coslopus.” Puked on the spot. Sounds like a fucking sea creature that’s about to attack the Black Pearl. Plus I guess that’s  what Chelsea Handler calls her pussy which makes it even 10x more gross. Your pussy is your pussy. That’s it. I guess if you’re a doctor you can call it a vagina but don’t call it these “cute” names you think up. I’m not trying to feel like I’m hooking up with a 9 year old at recess while she waits for her turn with the Skip It! Guys don’t run around referring to our peepees so try and pay us the same respect will you?