DM – A 22-year-old man and a 16-year-old girl were arrested after they were caught having sex in a public park. A witness at Lineberger Park in Gastonia said she saw the couple having sex in a gazebo and called police. Caleb Williams, 22, and Harley Storey, 16, were arrested just after 4 in the afternoon and charged with indecent exposure. The age of consent in North Carolina is 16.
I really wish this chick was older so I could go all out here, but whatever. Here are the facts: the age of consent is 16 in North Carolina. Harley Storey is way more attractive than Caleb Williams. That’s it. That’s all I know. Caleb Williams has this Jonah Hill thing going on and Harley has this future smokeshow thing going on. They had no business banging. But I guess that’s what you get in states like North Carolina where the age of consent is once the mom hits her third trimester. You get ugly guys who get to play up the older bad boy image like they’re Costanza in a varsity jacket and a Mustang. Just probably not a good idea to take advantage of that on the playground. Parents tend to notice when a girl who’s young enough to be playing on the seesaw is fucking under the twisty slide.