Does This Look Like The Face Of A Couple Arrested For Having Sex In A Public Park?
DM – A 22-year-old man and a 16-year-old girl were arrested after they were caught having sex in a public park. A witness at Lineberger Park in Gastonia said she saw the couple having sex in a gazebo and called police. Caleb Williams, 22, and Harley Storey, 16, were arrested just after 4 in the afternoon and charged with indecent exposure. The age of consent in North Carolina is 16.
I really wish this chick was older so I could go all out here, but whatever. Here are the facts: the age of consent is 16 in North Carolina. Harley Storey is way more attractive than Caleb Williams. That’s it. That’s all I know. Caleb Williams has this Jonah Hill thing going on and Harley has this future smokeshow thing going on. They had no business banging. But I guess that’s what you get in states like North Carolina where the age of consent is once the mom hits her third trimester. You get ugly guys who get to play up the older bad boy image like they’re Costanza in a varsity jacket and a Mustang. Just probably not a good idea to take advantage of that on the playground. Parents tend to notice when a girl who’s young enough to be playing on the seesaw is fucking under the twisty slide.
I guess we know what the great hambino has been up to…
Which one is which??
Which one is which??
Caleb….what the hell kind of name is that?
her name is harley….bet her parents are classy as fuck
Nice fucking hebe name Caleb!
The age of consent in Massachusetts is 16, as specified by Chapter 265, Section 23 of the General Laws of Massachusetts, which states:
“Whoever unlawfully has sexual intercourse or unnatural sexual intercourse, and abuses a child under sixteen years of age shall… be punished…”
It was a 1967 GTO….not a mustang. For fuck sake…do some research.
I wish Prez’s angina would quit acting up. Haven’t read a funny thing today.
How bout Matt Stafford getting laid in a Gazebo? Fuck it, who needs practice?
McKayla Maroney is unimpressed.
No, Zifji, the age of consent in MA is 18 unless she is not “of chaste life.” Basically, if she’s 17 and a virgin, it’s illegal (but if she’s 16 and not a virgin, it may be permissible). But of course, evidence of prior sexual history is virtually always inadmissible, so just stick to 18 and you’ll be fine and not have to split hairs.
Jonah hill?
Looks like KO barstool won the war. Prez won’t go all out cuz she’s underage, that’s a first for him.
Looks like KO barstool won the war. Prez won’t go all out cuz she’s underage, that’s a first for him.
Looks like KO barstool won the war. Prez won’t go all out cuz she’s underage, that’s a first for him.
Looks like KO barstool won the war. Prez won’t go all out cuz she’s underage, that’s a first for him.
What we have here is a clear Pineapple Express situation. He is Seth Rogen, she is Amber Heard in High School
“No, Zifji, the age of consent in MA is 18 unless she is not “of chaste life.” Basically, if she’s 17 and a virgin, it’s illegal (but if she’s 16 and not a virgin, it may be permissible). But of course, evidence of prior sexual history is virtually always inadmissible, so just stick to 18 and you’ll be fine and not have to split hairs.”
Can we lay this one to rest once and for all, the “chaste life” thing has been ruled totally unenforceable and as such doesn’t have any bearing anymore.
The age of consent for EVERYONE in MA is 16.
Bitch Face?
Dead wrong on this one. Caleb Williams had this 8-ball thing going on and Harley has this future hole-in-the-septum thing going on,guaranteed.