Does This Look like the Face Of A Denver Woman Who Pleaded Guilty To 2nd Degree Perjury For Lying To Get Out of Jury Duty
Yaho0 – A Denver woman has pleaded guilty to second-degree perjury and attempting to influence a public servant for faking post-traumatic stress disorder to dodge jury duty, according to a statement from the Denver District Attorney. Susan Cole arrived for jury selection in June 2011 looking purposefully disheveled, wearing curlers in her hair and mismatched shoes, according to an affidavit obtained by the Denver Post. Cole reportedly told Denver District Court Judge Anne Mansfield she “broke out of domestic violence in the military” and had “a lot of repercussions,” including PTSD.”Her makeup looked like something you would wear during a theater performance,” court reporter Kelli Wessels told investigators at the time, according to the Denver Post. “When the judge asked the entire panel if anyone had a mental illness, [Cole] stated she had difficulties getting ready in the morning, which was apparent to me by the way she was dressed.” Cole was excused from her civic duties. But her plot was foiled four months later when Judge Mansfield heard a woman bragging about how she faked mental illness to evade jury duty on a local radio show. As a mental health professional, I find this disturbing and upsetting,” Dr. Joseph Calabrese, a psychiatrist at University Hospitals Case Medical Center in Cleveland, told ABC News at the time. “PTSD is a very serious, life threatening illness. And things like this tend to trivialize it.”
I can’t even tell you how offensive this is. No not that making fun of PTSD. The over acting. I mean as a member of the Get Out of Jury Duty Screen Actors guild I find this type of behavior repulsive. The curlers in the hair. The mismatched shoes. Where is the subtlety? Where is the story telling? Where is the art? I believe William Esper said it best. “Good acting — real acting is impossible to spot.” Amen. This on the other hand is an insult to everybody who takes the getting out of jury duty craft seriously.


She overdid the excuse. Stupid.
all she had to say was “Mogul.”
There are way easier ways. “I believe in public hangings”, or “If you look guilty you probably are”, or any number of other subtle statements will make your jury day a lot shorter.
Prez, how is this any different from what you did?
This old bag did it all wrong…everyone knows you just have to say you hate black people
also, why all the fuss about being on jury duty? i can’t wait to get put on a panel. i got the call when i was 19. best week of my life. got paid by my job for the days missed plus the $50 from the court. even better, i was entertained by a HILARIOUS rape case with a 15 year old boy accusing a 35 year old woman, seemingly as revenge for her evicting his family from her duplex. kid kept changing the story up. almost exploded laughing when the lawyer asked him “Mr. XXXX, when the defendant alleged grabbed your penis, what did she do with it?” and the kid goes “Um…she put it in her anus.” Still cracks me up a decade and a half later.
*allegedLY
everyone knows you just claim the holocaust never happened, and your out of jury duty
It’s going to be awesome when you get your jew ass hauled off by the Sheriff for your bragging about ducking out of jury duty. You should be able to get a couple of good blogs about spending the night in the slammer because Mrs. Barstool wouldn’t bail you out.
shit- lying to get out of jury duty is a crime? Oops.