Does This Look Like The Face Of A Dude Who Beat The Shit Out Of His Boyfriend Becasue All He Does Is Listen To Alanis Morissette?
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - A 24-year-old Jacksonville man who didn’t like his boyfriend’s taste in music let him know about it by hitting him in the face with a plate, according to the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office.Police said 33-year-old Todd Fletcher has a large cut on the side of his face to prove it. Allen Casey was arrested Sunday after police said he acted on his displeasure that Fletcher was listening to Alanis Morissette. “That’s all that (expletive) listens to,” Casey said, according to a police report. A witness told police she heard the fight and looked outside and saw Casey hit Fletcher in the face with his hands.
Well this just proves the age old adage that whether you’re gay, straight, lesbian or bi there is nothing worse than somebody else controlling the entertainment. Could be music, could be TV, could be what movie you’re going to watch… doesn’t matter. If someone else is making the decision then life is shit. It’s the ultimate move of dominance. Just lets the other party know that you’re a force to be reckoned with. Doesn’t even matter if you’re blaring Alanis, who I’m pretty sure is as big of a friend to gays as Elton John. A gay dude’s radio is like a black man’s: don’t you ever touch it. Unless, of course, you’re willing to take some Vera Wang fine China dinnerware across the face.
PS – easily the top two worst situations to have someone else controlling the entertainment is 1. if you’re in your own car trying to rock out and a passenger is talking on the phone and turns the music down. Or 2. when you’re someone who just lets commercials run and a channel surfer has the remote/ vice versa. Both should 100% be legitimate excuses for murder.