Does This Look Like The Face Of A Dude Who Gave His Ex Girlfriend An Exploding Dildo For Christmas?
WASECA, Minn. (WCCO) — A Waseca man is accused of planting an explosive device inside a sex toy intended for one of his ex-girlfriends. The incident was reported on New Year’s Day. Authorities said Lester had been staying with the apparent intended victim and another woman. He had been forced to leave the apartment by the landlord but left behind bags, one of which contained a container marked “Christmas Gifts.” Lester allegedly mentioned to one of the two roommates his intentions, so they reported their suspicions about the bags to police. The criminal complaint says police found a sex toy inside the package that had been modified with gun powder and buck shot, which were connected to a trigger inside the battery port. Authorities say Lester planned on giving the sex toy to one of three women he had previously been involved with where the relationship ended poorly.
Fucking rookie mistake right here boys and girls. Rookie mistake. Seriously let this story be a lesson to all the kids out there. When you give an exploding dildo to your ex girlfriend for Christmas you never tell anybody else what your doing. Never. It’s rule 1 in the fucking exploding dildo handbook. First fucking page! You make the dildo bomb. You give it to your ex. You let her blow up her vagina and then you jump up and say “Gotcha!” Come on bro! Act like a professional for once.

Mailed that one in, prez
bitches b crazy
looks like kenny powers, crackhead edition
That mullet is classic
Danny McBride is that you?
she modified it herself, he just gave it to her so she could g and f herself, and after that, she took her revenge.
Kenny Powers lubing the deals, then making bitches explode
Pres just got his shit pushed in by KMarko over on BSNY
Thats not like the Kenny Powers I know
Kmarko’s write up on this story. A-
Portnoy’s write up on this story. C-
I used to think my ding a ling was the bomb. Kenny Fucking Powers has proven me wrong.
http://www.bigtunascatchoftheday.blogspot.com
Agreed with TANBPIB’s ratings. Blog was weak, you had so much opportunity and you just fanned on it.
I hate this other tuna, I really do. You’re not even clever bro, and your blog is piss poor. But then again, it makes sense why you spam BBS with it; you two are a match. But still, I don’t like you. Make like a tree and get the fuck outta here.
Maybe if they guy chopped off that white thrash mullet, he could keep his women.
knew what you were gonna say before I even finished reading the article
I laughed.
Pres, can you block both Bigtunas please. The kids blog sucks cock.
Rule number one should be, dont leave the fucking thing at your apartment that you got kicked out of. Rule number 2 is dont tell your friends.
this is the inspiration for the term hatchet wound
I laughed, B-
I checked out bigtuna’s site. He’s got 5 posts on his front page. One post has 1 comment. The rest have 0 comments. And here’s that comment: “TunaCan, you suck balls. Stop posting links on Barstool you dick loving cock gobbler.”
im gonna go ahead and jump on the shit on Tuna bandwagon… your blog is a piece of shit knockoff. that is all.
A rash of explosive sex toys will now be the story. Too many whackjobs out there.
@first, I thought you were joking so i went to check bigtuna’s blog hahaha what a fucking waste of my time, you were right about 1 comment… hey smallsardine, you’re not funny one bit, EP’s hairy nipple is funnier than you without even trying.