Does This Look Like The Face Of A Dude Who Is A Serial Violator Of Women Even Though He’s Really Not That Good At It?
WESH- He’s violated two women before in Central Florida, and now police say John Fabian is at it again. The 6 foot 10 inch felon has been arrested for attacking a jogger in a Melbourne park. Police say the woman was jogging by herself in Wickham Park, and she passed the suspect twice. As she jogged past alone, he yelled something, the victim said. The next time she passed, she saw him crouching in the bushes. And the third time, he stood up, said, “Hello. How are you?” and lunged for her. The woman got away but told police she was afraid he wanted to drag her into the bushes and kill her. “He’s 6 foot 10. He could have done anything he wanted to her,” said Sheridan Shelley of the Melbourne Police Department. Fabian has been convicted of victimizing two women in the past. In March 2008, Fabian broke into a neighbor’s house and hid in her shower, hoping to see her undress. In May of 2008, he grabbed a young mother in broad daylight on a popular part of Satellite Beach, and pulled off her swimsuit top as her 4-year-old son cried out in fear. He spent 13 months in prison for those crimes.
This guy kinda sucks at violating chicks, huh? First he hides in a neighbor’s shower to watch her undress, which is a strategy void of any escape plan. Next, he pulls off a woman’s bikini top in broad daylight with a ton of witnesses around. Obviously didn’t think that one through. And now his latest escapade involves jumping out of some bushes and trying to molest a jogger while using what is quite possibly the worst line to open a molesting with. “Hello. How are you?” Dude are you joking with that shit? One of the worst introductions to a rape I’ve ever heard. You have to set the tone and establish yourself as the dominant one. “Hello. How are you?” is no good. Makes you look like a pussy. No victim is going to respect you with that kind of game. You should’ve went with something like “Freeze! This is a rape!” Now your quarry knows you mean business. Like I always say, if you’re gonna hide in the shrubs and lunge at joggers then at least do it right.


Jim Harbaugh?
i thought daniel tosh was gay.
Solid mug shot though. If he was selling unhappy, I’d buy.
Power mugshot right there. Mr. Harbaugh has fallen on hard times after losing the SB eh?
6’10″? Should try out for the Magic, they could use him. and yeah he looks like Jim Harbaugh.
Nearly seven feet tall and he likes to sexually assault women? Somebody get this man an NBA contract!
1st time, 2nd time, 3rd time she passed him? I’ve heard of fool me once, fool me twice, but 3 times…..maybe take the scenic route around the park and call the cops sweetheart!!!!
his brother in law tom crane would be very disappointed
Is there any doubt that if a picture didn’t come with this story every one of us would of thought this was a black guy?
The Worst Comment Section. EVER.
I’m sure the 70′s bush bull dykes at KO Barstool will love your rape advice. And yeah,…… don’t be around when this guy pops a chubby.
Can’t believe KO Barstool hasnt thrown a bitch fit to whoever will listen to them about this article yet.
I mean what fucking bush did this guy hide behind?? the x-mas tree from rockefeller center? also he hid in a shower?,who’s Shaq’s? that type of sexual assault should be left for small dudes.
dude is doing the grumpy cat face