FraminghamA Framingham teenager fought with officers Tuesday as they tried to prevent him from swallowing a bag of what appeared to be cocaine, police said.  Art Taylor, 18, swallowed the small bag but was arrested on several other charges after police pulled him over on Union Avenue at 8:35 p.m., police spokesman Lt. Ron Brandolini said. Members of the street crimes unit patrolling Franklin Street saw a car turn onto Pearl Street without signaling. They stopped the car on nearby Union Avenue, but when they spoke to Taylor, he refused to give them his license or registration, Brandolini said. “He made a quick movement to the center console, and there was small baggie with a white powder in it,” Brandolini said. “He immediately made a movement to put it in his mouth.” An officer tried to stop him, but Taylor kept pushing his arm away. The officers dragged Taylor from the car, and he started fighting with them in the middle of the road. By the time officers handcuffed him, Taylor had swallowed the bag, Brandolini said.Police used a dog to search the car for other drugs, but nothing was found. Taylor, of 624 Hollis St., was arrested and charged with assault and battery on a police officer, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct and refusing to give police his license and registration. He was also cited for not using a turn signal.

Motherfucker didn’t use a turn signal?   Bad motherfucking ass!     Seriously though this is a great move right?    Like the cops basically arrested him for a bunch of minor shit, but no drug charges.    I guess they can’t do a cavity search?    So once you swallow it, it’s gone?   Good to know.    I’ll totally do this the next time I’m caught doing drugs.   Done and done.

PS – Real talk for a minute.    What happens if the bag disintegrates inside him and the coke is let loose?   Does he die?   Or does coke only work if you snort it to your brain?     Sorry I’m a coke novice.