Smoking Gun – A man wearing a novelty t-shirt with a sexually charged message was arrested Saturday after refusing a police order to leave a South Carolina park due to “the shirt with that phrase on it,” according to investigators. Michael Miller, 50, was spotted “with a shirt that read ‘I May Not Be Mr. Right But I’ll Fuck You ‘Til He Shows Up,’” according to a Spartanburg Department of Public Safety report. When cops approached Miller and told him that he was not allowed to wear the shirt in Spartanburg’s Barnet Park, he reportedly became irate and “said he would wear the shirt any fucking where he wanted to.” Miller was then issued a trespass warning “from Barnet Park during the Rock the Denim event,” a yearly concert that is devoted to raising awareness of sexual violence against women.

Where is the ACLU when you need em? I mean enough worrying about Dzhaheer Rbaidaoi’s Miranda rights and let’s start worrying about shit that matters. Like Michael Miller’s right to wear a “I May Not Be Mr. Right But I’ll Fuck You Til He Shows Up” t-shirt. I mean isn’t this what our forefathers fought and died for? Freedom of Speech? Freedom of Expression? Sure we can sit here and argue whether wearing this to a concert devoted to raising awareness of sexual violence against women was the right thing to do or not, but that’s not the point. If this is illegal what’s next? First they came for the communists, and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a communist.Then they came for the guys wearing “I may not be Mr. Right But I’ll Fuck You Til He Shows up Tshirts,and I didn’t speak out because I didn’t own that tshirt. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me.