Does This Look Like The Face Of A Guy Who Drove A Stolen Car Into A Murder Crime Scene With His Pants Unzipped While Beating Off To Porn?
PORTLAND, Ore. – A man behind the wheel of a stolen car plowed through crime scene tape near the Lloyd Center mall, where a 14-year-old was shot in the head Monday, Portland police say. When officers found the driver, identified as Kevin Signalness, they said he had his pants unzipped and a pornographic magazine laying on the passenger seat.
Tough fucking break for this guy huh? I mean here he is minding his own business, trying to beat off in the car he stole and he takes his eyes off the road for one fucking second to get some inspiration and boom he fucking plows into a crime scene that popped up out of nowhere. Like I don’t want to make excuses for this guy but he’d probably driven on this road a million times. He knew exactly when he could take his eyes of the road and rub one out. Just didn’t plan on the crime scene being there. Guy was so stunned he forgot to even zip up. Hey it can happen to the best of us. So if I were him I’d have snarl on my face too…
Serial killer photo of the year?? Nice haircut bro.
Thats is one awesome mugshot!
Can you tell us where Manzo lives so we can do some serious harm to him?
grampa?
Kinda looks like Papelbon….
Sucks to be Max Headroom
Give credit where credit is due, I know you didn’t find this on your own JUST PLAIN DAVE a loyal stoolie sent you this in a email.
there’s just waaay too much awesome in this photo
What the fuck was the point of bringing back Manzo if he’s going to re-post the same fucking story 16 minutes after you?
If this is a sick joke your playing on the readers, enough is enough
Instant classic. BEST MUGSHOT EVER.
Why does everyone who sends in a story want credit? Like they’re the ones who wrote the story as reporters on the spot? Or like we’re at home keeping a scorecard at home?
Anyway doesn’t anyone find it awfully convenient that the masterbating toupee bandit here JUST happened to drive through a crime scene? Maybe the stolen car and his little match of 5 against 1 was a cover up to destroy any evidence he left behind in the teenager shooting? I mean it’s genius! Completely throws of the police! “Oh sorry officers is this a murder crime scene? I was just passing through with my stolen car and dolphin flogging. Take me away for these minor charges and ignore my blood I left next to the body ok?” Diabolical genius!!
looks like randy couture
Beavis and Flea from the Chili Pepper’s love child
Mugshot Hall of Fame 2011 inductee, Kevin Signalness. Guy looks like he just stepped out of a Stan Lee comic book.
I haven’t seen a forhead like that since Frankenstein!
Herman Fucking Munster
With that face you’re guilty even if you’re not… sort of like being black.
he looks more like Frankenstein than anything
Lurch
http://www.kamarox.com/lurch.JPG
check him
http://www.myspace.com/kevin_signalness
faces of meth
Somebody measure that mug, thats the longest face Ive ever seen. Thats also a really really bad lid.
he better be careful, if his semen ends up on that crime scene he’s going down for the murder too
To answer the question, “does this look like the face…”, YES! When I think about the crime at hand, that is exactly the face I picture to get it done.