PORTLAND, Ore. – A man behind the wheel of a stolen car plowed through crime scene tape near the Lloyd Center mall, where a 14-year-old was shot in the head Monday, Portland police say. When officers found the driver, identified as Kevin Signalness, they said he had his pants unzipped and a pornographic magazine laying on the passenger seat.


Tough fucking break for this guy huh? I mean here he is minding his own business, trying to beat off in the car he stole and he takes his eyes off the road for one fucking second to get some inspiration and boom he fucking plows into a crime scene that popped up out of nowhere. Like I don’t want to make excuses for this guy but he’d probably driven on this road a million times. He knew exactly when he could take his eyes of the road and rub one out.  Just didn’t plan on the crime scene being there. Guy was so stunned he forgot to even zip up. Hey it can happen to the best of us.   So if I were him I’d have snarl on my face too…