SALINAS, Calif. Monterey County sheriff’s deputies said they arrested a 31-year-old Salinas man who posed as a female prostitute before getting into a fight on Highway 101. On Tuesday night, Bryan Oster offered to pay Misael Ruiz, who he believed was a woman, $60 for sexual acts, Deputy Nicholas Kennedy said. Ruiz agreed and got into the 36-year-old’s 1986 Silver Nissan, authorities said. After doing the sex acts inside the Nissan, the prostitute attempted to take more than $60 from Oster while he was driving, Kennedy said. The two men broke into a fight that eventually spilled into the street. “Oster produced a Taser electric stun device and repeatedly used this device on Ruiz in order to retrieve his cash,” Kennedy said. While wearing women’s clothing, eyebrow liner, and lipstick, Ruiz fought back by beating Oster with a large rock, deputies said.

I saw this story on the U today. Kind of made me laugh. I mean is there anything worse than getting a blowjob from a prostitute and then she tries to rob you and then it turns out she’s a man and beats you with a large rock? Seriously what must have been going through this poor guys head when he started to wrestle with her and she started to overpower him? “Like oh shit, this is one strong bitch….too strong actually…kind of looks like a man too…yup must be a man…OH FUCK!”