(QCTimes) – Rock Island police arrested a man found naked and covered in cooking spray early Monday in the downtown area. Officers responded to the call of a naked man at 3:27 a.m. in the 2200 block of 3rd Avenue, where they found him carrying a pair of shorts. Rock Island Deputy Chief of Police Jeff VenHuizen said the man, Chad William Forber, 41, of Blue Grass, told officers he had taken off his shorts because they were too big and would not stay on. “He said he had been dropped off somewhere on 11th Street and that he had walked to the area where he was apprehended,” VenHuizen said. “He had lathered himself up in Crisco. He was covered in grease, and was holding the can under his arm. “He said he was looking for a place to party,” VenHuizen added. When officers searched the man’s shorts, they seized a quantity of drugs they suspected were methamphetamine.

You have that friend that’s a little too nuts? Takes his partying a little too serious? All of Chad William Forber’s friends have one. The guy that can’t go out for a casual night. You meet up for a few casual beers and when you get up to go to the bathroom he orders two rounds of whiskey shots. Take a relaxing golf afternoon and he decides to implement the “shotgun for birdie” rule. Or he’s the guy who takes Sunday Funday so literally that he ends up buck naked and covered in cooking oil patrolling the streets at 3:27 AM looking for a Monday morning party. Hey live fast and die young. Can’t really hate it unless you’re the guy who needs to get him at county while he’s lubed up like a Nuru masseuse with a pocket full of meth.