Does This Look Like The Face Of A Guy Who Was Jerking Off In His Car With A Toy Gun Shoved Up His Ass?
(The Weekly Vice) – Robert Casey, a 49-year-old Fort Pierce man was jailed Monday after he was allegedly caught naked and masturbating inside his car, with a plastic toy gun inserted into his anus. According to Fort Pierce Police, Casey was driving around the area in his Jeep Cherokee when a tow truck driver pulled up next to him and noticed that he was naked, and his hand was moving around on his genitals. The tow truck driver called police and reported the incident. When officers attempted to stop Casey, he took his time pulling over because he was attempting to get dressed. When Casey finally stopped, the officer searched him and found a plastic toy gun tied to his leg and genitals. Part of the toy had been inserted into his anus.
I’m not one to judge a guy’s process when it comes to jerking off. It’s pretty well documented I get into some weird stuff in the heat of the moment. Once your dick gets hard and you’ve got that loss of blood to the head you can get into somethings you have no business doing. But I know my limits. You have to draw a line somewhere. I can only go so far as BDSM porn. Once you go further than that who knows if you’ll ever be able to find your limit again. One minute you’re watching some girl tied to a wall getting her nipples clamped and her pussy electrocuted, next minute you’re driving 40 MPH with a Super Soaker shoved in your rectum and a cumshot covered windshield. And who has the time for that?