(TSG) – Meet Roland Smith. The Virginia man, 32, was arrested Friday for allegedly stabbing his girlfriend after discovering her cheating on him at an Econo Lodge motel. The 36-year-old victim, who told cops Smith stabbed her in the abdomen, was transported to a hospital for treatment of her wounds, according to a press release issued today by the Spotsylvania County Sheriff’s Office. Arrested at the scene, Smith “had blood on his hands and a knife was recovered from his person,” cops reported. As seen in the above mug shot (click to enlarge), Smith appears to be something of a Latin enthusiast. His forehead includes the sayings “Cogito ergo sum” (“I think therefore I am”) and “Alis grave nil” (“Nothing is heavy to those who have wings”). And he also had the word “Articulate” inked below those phrases.
This story has been bopping around for a day or two but I don’t think anyone has done it so fuck it. What is Roland’s borads deal? Chicks are so fucking fickle. All they talk about is how they want to date someone not just for their looks but for their smarts and personality. Roland Smith comes around with Latin phrases tattooed on his fucking forehead and where is she? Getting deep dicked by some other dude in a motel room. It’s a disgrace. I mean it literally does not get more scholarly than having “Alis grave nil” tattooed on your frontal lobe. Academics read it and translate it. Roland one ups them and inks it on his melon. But nope, not smart enough for his girl. Grass is always greener for her. You want to cheat on Roland Smith? Fine. Just don’t be surprised when he goes venni, vetti, vecci all over your face with a pocket knife.