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Keytips – As authorities nationwide warn motorists of the dangers of driving while texting, Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don’t try to shave your privates, either. Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat. “She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit,” Trooper Gary Dunick said. “If I wasn’t there, I wouldn’t have believed it. If that weren’t enough, Megan Mariah Barnes was not supposed to be driving and her 1995 Ford Thunderbird was not supposed to be on the road. The day before the wreck, Barnes was convicted in an Upper Keys court of DUI with a prior and driving with a suspended license, said Monroe County Assistant State Attorney Colleen Dunne. Barnes was ordered to impound her car, and her driver’s license was revoked for five years, after which time she must have a Breathalyzer ignition interlock device on any vehicle she drives, Dunne said. Barnes also was sentenced to nine months’ probation.

How fucking stupid can this lady be? I mean I get it. You’re on the way to see your boyfriend and realize you forgot to shave your box so you need to do it on the fly. Who hasn’t been there before? But asking your ex husband to take the wheel for you? The balls on this cunt huh? Why don’t you just ask him to guide your new boyfriends cock into your asshole while you’re at it too. Seriously what did she think was going to happen here? Obviously he’s going to smash your 95 Thunderbird into the first thing he sees. Moral of the story is shave your pubes on your own time sweetheart. Or at the very least find a better wingman than your ex husband.