Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man And Woman Arrested Because The Dude Was Eating Her Pussy In A Public Park?
(TSG) — A drunken South Carolina couple–he’s 76, she’s 64–was arrested yesterday on indecency charges after the man was spotted performing oral sex on the woman in a city park. According to an arrest report, James Harsey and Audra Rodriguez were trysting by a bridge in Balsam Park in Myrtle Beach. Surrounded by “several bottles of vodka,” Harsey “had his head between the legs” of Rodriguez “performing oral sex on her exposed genitals.”
As preposterous as this sounds considering the one on the right has a full beard I honestly can’t tell which one is the dude? But regardless of who is who have you ever seen anybody in the history of life work harder for a blowjob? I mean why else would he ever agree to eat out whichever one is the chick here? The only explanation is she wouldn’t blow him till he gave her oral sex. I hate chicks like that. Blow me first and then we’ll talk about it. If god wanted you to enjoy oral sex as much as I do he would have given you a dick.
still looks like he’s wearing it in his mugshot
Damn….Will Ferrell needs to keep his pops in check.
Ahhhh the smells of summer, stale urine, hai karate and untreated chlamydia
Hope he had a mouthful of dip to kill the taste of her pussy.
definately the dude from Jaws on the right
thats my boy blue!
That’s no “chick”, that’s Chris Squire, bass player for the band Yes
http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2012/03/catching-up-with-chris-squire-from-yes.html
Did they also have charges for permanently blinding whoever witnessed this? I think my eyeballs would have been laying on the beach if I saw this.
I bet she has a great box
@otwisted: That would be like using a watering can to put out a 5 alarm fire.
Which one of these dudes has a pussy?
Dental dam? I wouldn’t put my tongue near that twat unless it was guarded by the Hoover Dam.
Dude has enough of a flavor saver to taste that sweet vayjayjay until his parole.
So homeless Will Farrel was going down on Ma Fratteli from the Goonies? Bizzaro World indeed.