FORT WAYNE, Ind. (WANE) – A Fort Wayne man was charged with inhaling toxic vapors for the 48th time after his wife called police and told them he was huffing paint in their apartment last Thursday. According to a Fort Wayne Police Department report, when an officer arrived at the 517 Lawton Place apartment, Elizabeth Gibson said she and her husband Kelly had been in an argument and he had gone upstairs to huff paint. The report said since she was afraid to go inside, she handed the officer her keys and followed him up. When the officer opened the door, the entire apartment smelled of paint fumes and Kelly was found sitting on the couch with his shirt off, and his hands, mouth, nose and chin covered in silver paint. This incident was the 48th time Kelly was charged with inhaling since 1992.
What a fucking cunt this guy’s wife is huh? She won’t stop nagging his ass and when he tries to blow off a little fucking steam she calls the cops on him. No wonder he’s huffing paint every two seconds. I would be too if I had an old lady like that. Hell he probably wanted to get arrested on purpose. That’s why he has that big shit eating grin on his face. He knows he’ll finally get some peace and quiet in the clink. Fucking a man. Let a bro huff some paint in peace. Is that too much to ask?