Does This Look Like the Face Of A Man Arrested For the 48th Time For Huffing Paint?
FORT WAYNE, Ind. (WANE) – A Fort Wayne man was charged with inhaling toxic vapors for the 48th time after his wife called police and told them he was huffing paint in their apartment last Thursday. According to a Fort Wayne Police Department report, when an officer arrived at the 517 Lawton Place apartment, Elizabeth Gibson said she and her husband Kelly had been in an argument and he had gone upstairs to huff paint. The report said since she was afraid to go inside, she handed the officer her keys and followed him up. When the officer opened the door, the entire apartment smelled of paint fumes and Kelly was found sitting on the couch with his shirt off, and his hands, mouth, nose and chin covered in silver paint. This incident was the 48th time Kelly was charged with inhaling since 1992.
What a fucking cunt this guy’s wife is huh? She won’t stop nagging his ass and when he tries to blow off a little fucking steam she calls the cops on him. No wonder he’s huffing paint every two seconds. I would be too if I had an old lady like that. Hell he probably wanted to get arrested on purpose. That’s why he has that big shit eating grin on his face. He knows he’ll finally get some peace and quiet in the clink. Fucking a man. Let a bro huff some paint in peace. Is that too much to ask?


looks like the tin man jizzed all over this dude’s face
how is it against the law to huff paint in your own house?
A litttle mouth to anus with the tin man?
Not trying to be the guy that said Philly already blogged this, but I am trying to be the guy who says I read Philly for the first time today and Maurice is blogging circles around you over there. Step the fuck up.
100% agree with mikepo21.
and some of the comments above mirror Mo’s blog as well.
Maybe the wife was lying? Where is the proof?
Jerry?????
Dude need’s to get in touch with i need a detox
I agree with EZBreezey2222, so sniffing a sharpy is against the law? Indiana is in America right?!
Wouldn’t be dealing with the po-po if he was married to this chick….she likes to get her huff on too!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g99h4qaCio&feature=related
This story is perfect. Not only is he huffing silver paint, but his last name is Kelly! He was obviously just trying to fit in with the Always Sunny gang…
I always use white paint.
How the fuck can you get arrested for inhaling paint? Don’t guys who paint do that every fucking day? I worked at a Gas Station in High School and I loved smelling the sweet smell of gasoline. Luckily the Middleton police didn’t arrest me
Doing what, (Clegg), giving Robo-Cop a blowjob?!
mikepo21 says:
April 25, 2011 at 3:22 pm
Not trying to be the guy that said Philly already blogged this, but I am trying to be the guy who says I read Philly for the first time today and Maurice is blogging circles around you over there. Step the fuck up.
Agreed. No point in having four sites if they blog the same shit. I say contract Boston and the U.
the dennis system beat me to it. this is the real life charlie kelly, but more creepy and not as funny
Looks like he made out with fuckin RoboCop.
dayman fighter of the nightman
If the guy’s huffing paint he’s definitely huffing on other things too. The guys brain cells are so messed up, so there’s no way he’s got a job. So who’s buying the fumes…cunt
Wow, Mo actually wrote a funnier blog on this than EP, and beat you by hours
if huffing silver paint is wrong, I don’t want to be right- I’m gonna go home and dude some whip its as a tribute.
There’s no better way to get back at your angry wife than to toss the Silver Surfer’s salad. This guy wears it like the badge of honor it truly is.
hahahha likely related to Charlie Kelly
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my friend hank tried huffing whiteout when he was in junior high. unfortunately for hank it didn’t do anything.
gold and silver are the best…and this guy is innocent