Does This Look Like The Face of A Man Who Beat A Woman For Rebuffing His Trade Offer in Monopoly?

FRASER, Mich. – Kenneth Anthony Repke was charged with assault and battery for allegedly hitting a woman during a game of Monopoly. The 56-year-old Fraser woman said she and Repke were playing at a home on the 15000 block of Van Dyke Avenue when Repke wanted to buy Park Place and Boardwalk from her. When she refused, Repke allegedly slapped her in the face, knocking off her glasses and damaging them, said police. Repke admitted to the violence and was arrested. He faces a 93-day misdemeanor.

That bitch! How dare she not trade Park Place and Boardwalk to this guy! Fucking cunt! Ok, calm down Dave. I guess in the interest of fairness we need to know what Repke offered her first. I bet it was all Yellow’s and Greens. I bet that was it. She’d have to be fucking nuts to turn down that deal. Everybody knows if you control that corner you control the game. Bitch probably couldn’t even afford to build on Boardwalk anyway. I mean I’ve seen it a thousand times. Somebody spends all their cash buying that ritzy property and then have no money left to maintain it. This guy was offering her a fucking way out and she says no? I’d slap this chick’s glasses off too! Free Kenneth Repke! Free Kenneth Repke!