Does This Look Like the Face Of A Man That Would Tell An Undercover Cop On the Orange Line “He Wanted That Shit Papa” Before Grabbing The Cop’s Balls?

Bostonherald – A 41-year-old East Boston man is charged with groping an undercover MBTA police officer who was riding the T to catch thieves grabbing sidekicks and expensive cell phones from riders. Ricardo Lopez will be arraigned today in Roxbury Municipal Court after he allegedly copped a feel on a male transit officer working as a decoy at Roxbury’s Dudley station, according to a MBTA transit police report. The undercover officer was standing on a platform yesterday afternoon when Lopez approached him and said, “How are you papa?” Lopez then allegedly stared at the officer’s groin area, smiled and said: “I want that papa,” according to the police report. When the officer asked Lopez to step away from the busy station and attempted to interview him, Lopez exclaimed: “I want that (expletive) papa” and then grabbed the officer’s groin area, according to the police report.

What is going on with the T? Chicks getting groped. Dudes getting groped. Cell phones getting stolen. Shit crashing everywhere. It’s like Duval Street out there. Regardless you got to kind of feel bad for Ricardo Lopez. I mean he had to figure that if there were any undercover cops on the subway they’d be chicks trying to trick dudes into groping them so gay perverts were safe.   Instead he picks an undercover “papa” who isn’t even there trying to nab homo gropers. Who would have thunk it? Tough break indeed.