Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Who Burned Down His House Because His Wife Didn’t Have His Dinner Ready When He Came Home From Work?
ABC - Kanawha County authorities said a marital spat over a late dinner has landed a man in jail on an arson charge. Lt. Sean Crosier of the Sheriff’s Department said 60-year-old Guy Edward Jones came home Sunday and got angry because his wife, Beverly Jones, didn’t have dinner on the table.Crosier said the couple fought and Beverly Jones ran to a neighbor’s house. Crosier said she turned and saw flames coming out of the basement and her husband exiting through the basement door.
Jesus Christ. Hey lady you got two jobs as a fucking wife. Cook and clean. Maybe get fucked from time to time. It’s not that hard. So when Edward comes home from a long fucking day of trying to put a roof over your head is it too much to ask to have a warm meal ready for him? Yeah I know some people may say that burning down your house to prove a point is a bit extreme, but let me ask you this. Do you think Beverly will ever not have his dinner ready again? Nope. What did Malcom X say? If you don’t stand for something you will fall for anything. Well I think that applies here.
Yeah….pretty sure this Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Who Burned Down His House Because His Wife Didn’t Have His Dinner Ready When He Came Home From Work.
Old man winter is not fucking around
EP, what happens when you get home and the First Lady doesn’t have dinner ready or at least close to being done?
Do you whip out the Rapelisberger and Ball Don’t Lie shirts and toss them at her?
nice US history reference bro. who are you, Jerry?
Looks like “Old Man” Marley. She’s lucky he didn’t kill her with his shovel and hide her remains in his salt barrel.
Jerry doesn’t reference anything more recent than the Battle of Saratoga, maybe Gettysburg if he’s feeling modern.
got my hands up they playin my song and the butterflies fly away, noddin my head like yeah, movin my hips like yeah……..
skeeter,
he orders a large pizza or two for himself and tells the wife he’ll be facebook chatting with smokeshows if she needs him. thats a power play in my book.
F.McGee,
If she throws in a beer then and maybe a hj than that could be a hat trick.
Seriously, Beverly.
A Hot Pocket can be ready in, like, 2 minutes.
You brought this shit on yourself.
I don’t know what’s more shocking, that he burned down his house or that he has a job.
That dude lives in a house?
Bullshit-o-meter reads 10.
not his usual style, but Jigsaw got the job done as usual.