Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Who Hid Underneath A Chick’s Trailer Home For 2 Days Spying On Her?
SALEM, N.H. – A Salem, N.H. man has been charged with criminal trespassing after he was discovered living under a woman’s trailer. Police say Christian Hobbs used baby monitors to spy on the woman through her bathroom floor. Police said the owner of the trailer knows Hobbs, as she purchased the trailer at 15 Friendship Drive two years ago from him. The woman told police that while she was using the bathroom, she noticed movement from the air duct and saw a man looking up at her. She called 911. Responding officers located a man matching Hobbs’ description walking on Rt. 28. When confronted, he said, “I did it, it was me under the trailer,” police said. He was taken into custody without incident. Police said that while Hobbs was doing work at the trailer, he hooked up two baby monitors. He then came back, sneaked under the trailer and cut holes in the floor under the bathroom, police said. He had been under the trailer for nearly 2 days with food, beverages and tissues, observing and taping the woman when she was in the bathroom, according to investigators.
I don’t care what you say if you are taking a leak in your trailer home and you notice a man staring back at you from underneath the floor that has to be unsettling. It just does. Give this guy credit though. He took full responsibly. Didn’t try to make excuse or anything. Like yes that was me living under the trailer for 2 days with food, beverages and tissues. Guilty as charged. Hey being a man about it has to count for something right?
I guess all those years of living in Mark’s shadow have really taken their toll on Donnie Wahlberg.
Stupid fuck… if he put that much effort into the nice guy approach (see my super sexy smooth email approach from yesterday)… he would have probably have banged her…. I mean, how high can her standards be, she lives in a fuckin trailer.
Next time buddy, show up with a bucket of KFC, a case of cold beer, and a carton of Newports… she’s all yours.
He looks way less sketchy than I would have expected.
F*cking MacGyver couldn’t have done it any better.
BTW, what’s with the Mr. Rooter ads on here now? A new low.
Were the tissues for shit or semen? I’m going with semen.
RED STRIPE!!! yeaaa gay beer!!!
seriously, what is it 1998 up on this website all of a sudden? I thought those jamaican actors and thier shitty beer had left us.
yeah shit blog, how do you not touch on the fact that the news reported that he had tissues under there, they know sex sells, even masturbation counts, right?
maybe he could have used a super smooth line like I’m 44 years old and think I’m somebody because I have my own office. Maybe you could even say you own your own car, that would be really impressive. forget house though, no one will believe you own a house.
@wildmanpete — or you could say “I am loser on the internet who thinks he is some wild man because I play beer pong without any pants on and act like a drunken idiot while all my friends are busy banging their wives/girlfriends, and I go home an jerk off to old videos of “Saved by the Bell” I watch on my VCR”
Pete, please enlighten us and tell us why you are such a wild man? Anal sex in airport bathrooms without condoms doesn’t count.
Why is Chuck Norris looking under trailers at trailer park trash?
Not surprised… Isn’t it what u would expect from NH
Come on petey you faggot. I love how to try to insult where people work like the mail room, but when someone says they have an office you try and rip on it.
Hey dickhead – you live in Weymouth. What fucken retard lives in Weymouth under 35 years old? Is it for the ambience? The fine dining?
You fucken invalid. It’s a fucken shit hole. And so are you for living there.