NAPLES — A 51-year-old North Naples man is facing a misdemeanor battery charge after authorities say he repeatedly slapped the rear end of a waitress at IHOP, despite her demands that he stop. On Saturday morning, Peter J. Banco, 6560 Ilex Circle, was at the IHOP restaurant at 1921 Davis Blvd., and was intoxicated, according to an arrest report. Anna Prideaux, a waitress at the restaurant, told Collier County sheriff’s deputies that Banco slapped her rear three times while they were outside. Prideaux told Banco to stop, reports said. Back inside the restaurant Banco slapped Prideaux’s rear end two more times, and told her that she liked it, officials said. When she told him to stop, Banco called Prideaux a derogatory name and left. Early Sunday Banco returned to the restaurant and began calling Prideaux a derogatory name again, reports said. When she called authorities, Blanco left the restaurant. Deputies stopped his vehicle and arrested him.

Okay I’ll bite. What was the IHOP waitress and this dude doing outside together? I mean that’s weird right? So before I pass judgment here, I’d like a little more info on this case. And more importantly I kind of agree with this dude. Chicks who work at IHOP definitly like getting slapped in the ass even if they say they don’t admit it. Because it’s a proven fact all IHOP waitress are pigs and all pigs like attention. Hmm, maybe I just connected the dots on why these two lovebirds were outside having a slap ass session in the first place? Seriously I should be a fucking lawyer. Case dismissed!