Does This Look Like The Face of A Man Who Slapped An IHOP Waitress In the Ass And Told Her She Liked It

NAPLES — A 51-year-old North Naples man is facing a misdemeanor battery charge after authorities say he repeatedly slapped the rear end of a waitress at IHOP, despite her demands that he stop. On Saturday morning, Peter J. Banco, 6560 Ilex Circle, was at the IHOP restaurant at 1921 Davis Blvd., and was intoxicated, according to an arrest report. Anna Prideaux, a waitress at the restaurant, told Collier County sheriff’s deputies that Banco slapped her rear three times while they were outside. Prideaux told Banco to stop, reports said. Back inside the restaurant Banco slapped Prideaux’s rear end two more times, and told her that she liked it, officials said. When she told him to stop, Banco called Prideaux a derogatory name and left. Early Sunday Banco returned to the restaurant and began calling Prideaux a derogatory name again, reports said. When she called authorities, Blanco left the restaurant. Deputies stopped his vehicle and arrested him.

Okay I’ll bite. What was the IHOP waitress and this dude doing outside together? I mean that’s weird right? So before I pass judgment here, I’d like a little more info on this case. And more importantly I kind of agree with this dude. Chicks who work at IHOP definitly like getting slapped in the ass even if they say they don’t admit it. Because it’s a proven fact all IHOP waitress are pigs and all pigs like attention. Hmm, maybe I just connected the dots on why these two lovebirds were outside having a slap ass session in the first place? Seriously I should be a fucking lawyer. Case dismissed!

elpresidente   |  Random Thoughts   |  05/20/09, 3:22 pm    | 

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» NorthShore said: { May 20, 2009 - 03:05:38 }

Best line of the story: Banco slapped Prideaux’s rear end two more times, and told her that she liked it

» Casey Tatum said: { May 20, 2009 - 03:05:04 }

since there are no more good teams in this town does this mean the readers get 50 “does this look like the face of…” a day now?

» bosox_nc said: { May 20, 2009 - 03:05:48 }

Gordon Gekko?

» itsMurda said: { May 20, 2009 - 03:05:18 }

No it looks like Bill Simmons after he gets his Clippers season tickets bill.

» StallworthsDrivingSkool said: { May 20, 2009 - 03:05:35 }

show the bitch.

» Stewie_Griffin said: { May 20, 2009 - 03:05:39 }

Way off topic, but the McGillicuddy girls are dope! Way hot! Yes, by all means take care of me…

» tuffnutz said: { May 20, 2009 - 03:05:14 }

its batman

» Coco Lugo said: { May 20, 2009 - 03:05:11 }

Pres can you ban Casey Tatum just for being a miserable douche? That’s bannable right? Please??

» moteycoupe said: { May 20, 2009 - 03:05:04 }

Yesss! my hometown has finally made the Stool! Im proud Naples, so proud.

» pick master said: { May 20, 2009 - 03:05:38 }

Who knew Nick Dipaolo ate at IHOP?

» Schwet T. Balls said: { May 20, 2009 - 03:05:01 }

This guy without the make up?

http://www.detroitlions.com/bio.cfm?cont_id=161876

» Bruschimancrush said: { May 20, 2009 - 03:05:43 }

A guy from Revere.

» itsMurda said: { May 20, 2009 - 03:05:11 }

“Pres can you ban Casey Tatum just for being a miserable douche? That’s bannable right? Please??”

Every girl he has ever talked to has already banned him, the comment board is all he has left.

» NorthShore said: { May 20, 2009 - 03:05:14 }

EP bans at fucking will. There is no rhyme or reason. He’s a retard.

This may be the last time you hear from me as North Shore.

» Coco Lugo said: { May 20, 2009 - 03:05:07 }

I almost feel bad for the poor guy. Almost.

» 5MinuteMajor said: { May 20, 2009 - 03:05:24 }

Looks like Steve Mariucci to me. . .

That’s just how the roll up der in Iron Mountain I guess . . .

» Agent47 said: { May 20, 2009 - 04:05:58 }

no class stallworth…and when’s the last time you saw a jewish person go and get a gold tooth? and 5minutemajor is right… i thought that was mariucci too.

» itsMurda said: { May 20, 2009 - 04:05:35 }

Doubt it, Jews don’t eat toilets they’re not kosher.

» stinkydial said: { May 20, 2009 - 04:05:48 }

put a cardinal hat on him and you got Tony Larussa after he woke up at the stop light…

» Bruschimancrush said: { May 20, 2009 - 04:05:14 }

DAMN LOVING THIS BIKINI SEARCH

BOMBS AGAIN

onyl way to make it better, ass shot on each applicant, that way we know exactly whats going on back there. Im still happy tho.

» cochese said: { May 20, 2009 - 04:05:00 }

that bikini girl was already a SSOTD a few months ago. don’t get me wrong, i’m fine with it….just sayin’.

» NorthShore said: { May 20, 2009 - 04:05:47 }

Bombs is correct.

» Green Death said: { May 20, 2009 - 04:05:04 }

Yeah I remember this girl too. Nice refresh though. Anybody think she looks like a younger, hotter Gianna Michaels? Maybe just me.

» ncarroll777 said: { May 20, 2009 - 04:05:15 }

You that is fucking chandler from friends after a 3 night meth binge in a gay brothel.

» StallworthsDrivingSkool said: { May 20, 2009 - 04:05:34 }

holy mammaries alyssa is perfect.

» T-Bag said: { May 20, 2009 - 04:05:11 }

Hey off topic but what happened with Nicole Midwin?
Did anyone ever write to her? EP did she ever write back?

You gotta keep us posted that shit was hysterical

XOXOO

» cuthead42 said: { May 20, 2009 - 04:05:43 }

is the new cover model Oprah??

» fukthenewsite said: { May 20, 2009 - 04:05:52 }

who says nothing happens in this shitty town? and living here and reading the last name, i can say it’s a 90% probability that she’s from haiti.

but most them are operating our local gas stations, whenever they are not behind the wheel, weaving in and out of lanes and terrorizing the roadways.

that does look like Simmons. he sucks now, so he’s probably a divorce and ten years away from doing something like that.

» cuthead42 said: { May 20, 2009 - 04:05:26 }

love the pic where shes eatin a chip she is all oiled up. BANGIN! I think yesterday was hotter though

» Stevebsfan said: { May 20, 2009 - 05:05:02 }

I think it’s funny she allowed him to slap her ass a bunch of times and only called the cops when he came back calling her a slut

» apimpnamedslickback said: { May 20, 2009 - 11:05:43 }

Kind of looks like Stephen Baldwin? Fuck, I don’t know if I have the wrong brother, but you know the one with the drug problem on that reality tv show.

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