CANTON, Ohio — A Canton man remains in jail after being arrested for urinating on a meat counter at a Wal-Mart store. According to Lt. Linda Brown of the Canton Police Department, Robert T. Jenkins, 21, of Canton, was arrested at 1:30 a.m. Friday morning and charges with felony vandalism and disorderly conduct. Police say Jenkins was arrested after they responded to a call from an employee at the Wal-Mart store on Atlantic Blvd. NE, claiming a man walked up to the meat counter and began urinating on the steaks, destroying more than $600 dollars in meat.
Walmart has a meat counter? No shit? I don’t even like buying Jax from Walmart nevermind steaks. But if I did I’d just assume it would taste like piss. So to be honest I’m not really sure what the big deal is here. You get what you pay for. You want a good steak? Go to KO Prime. You want a steak that this guy pissed all over? Go to Walmart.