Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Who Would Piss On the Steaks At Walmart?
CANTON, Ohio — A Canton man remains in jail after being arrested for urinating on a meat counter at a Wal-Mart store. According to Lt. Linda Brown of the Canton Police Department, Robert T. Jenkins, 21, of Canton, was arrested at 1:30 a.m. Friday morning and charges with felony vandalism and disorderly conduct. Police say Jenkins was arrested after they responded to a call from an employee at the Wal-Mart store on Atlantic Blvd. NE, claiming a man walked up to the meat counter and began urinating on the steaks, destroying more than $600 dollars in meat.
Walmart has a meat counter? No shit? I don’t even like buying Jax from Walmart nevermind steaks. But if I did I’d just assume it would taste like piss. So to be honest I’m not really sure what the big deal is here. You get what you pay for. You want a good steak? Go to KO Prime. You want a steak that this guy pissed all over? Go to Walmart.
….the day i buy my steaks from walmart
Late nights at Walmart usually ends up with steaks covered in urine. Standard procedure here whats the big deal?
There has to be easier ways to get thrown back in the clink for 3 squares a day plus cable TV.
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I’m going to blindly take any “lock” you throw out tonight
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Each of these states must be plagued with some environmental factor that makes people retarded. Nothing else makes sense.
…this is news?
I didn’t realize any given Walmart had $600 worth of anything in it.
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destroying $600 worth of meat? lies.. he probably, if anything, made it better
Larry T would’ve taken a shit in the meat section.
Gents he couldn’t have ruined the meat, think about it, our semen is protein…i believe he was seasoning it with salt from his urine..
kris jenkins? no? shit too bad
he was just tenderizing the meat boys, no big deal right
He’s already out pissing on steaks again
I don’t have anything against walmart – but it should be known that they have to dye the meat that they sell in order to make it look red.
urine could have only improved this wormy beef.
black dude is that you?
This story just pisses me off . . . .
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