Ohio – A married female judge and lawyer were allegedly found half-naked in the back seat of a vehicle that reeked of alcohol in a car park. Judge Joy Malek Oldfield, of Akron, Ohio, was found in the back seat of a car with public defender Catherine Loya, 30, on February 5, according to a police report. An officer claimed as he approached he saw a head look out the back window before two women put their clothes back on… Judge Oldfield had been socialising with her husband Charlie, Ms Loya and other friends on the night… Mr Oldfield left his wife to go home to their two daughters and their babysitter and arranged for Ms Loya to drive her home… [Oldfield's lawyer] claimed they were discussing the illness of an Oldfield family member.

Look, we’re not mad at you, Judge Oldfield.  We get it.  We know how these things work.  That just below the surface of even the most respected female is a sex-crazed, bi-curious slut dying to get out.  And all it takes is a couple of cocktails and you’re convincing  your husband he needs to go home to check on the girls so you can let your rainbow Freak Flag fly.  We respect that.  I’m sure you’re husband would too.  I mean, my Irish Rose is as hetero as they come but if she told me she wanted to make out with a 30 year old colleague in the parking lot, who would I be to stand in the way of her happiness?  So tell your lawyer to stop with the phoney baloney alibis about sick relatives.  Just admit you’d watched Atty. Loya at work and just knew you had to have some of that.  Say you got horny looking at her motions. Say you liked her appeals. Tell us you couldn’t wait to get a look at her briefs.  But just don’t lie to us, you minx. @JerryThornton1